https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/WH-cartoon-template-creator-feat.png 330 432 Michael Litwak https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Litwak2022-12-30 14:13:212022-12-30 14:13:21CARTOON: Followers
What kind of numbers you get? Today's cartoon by Michael Litwak.
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God's New Year's Resolutions
Finally Fill In Grand Canyon, New Rule That Not All Dogs Go To Heaven, Find Therapist That Doesn't Accuse You Of God Complex, and more!
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God Announces He Will Forgive Some Sins
Think about the prayer economy! If we forgive too many sins, then there won’t be enough prayers for salvation coming in to sustain our Saints. Plus, a lot of people wish for ice luges in their Forever Paradise in the Sky. Do you know how expensive those are? If we get an unprecedented influx of people coming into heaven, all wishing for their own personal ice luge, I’m going to have to start laying off angels.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/WH-cartoon-template-godwindow-feat.png 330 432 Mat Barton and Adam Cooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Mat Barton and Adam Cooper2022-08-19 16:10:222022-08-19 16:37:38CARTOON: Airflow
Easy breezy. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.
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CARTOON: Garden of Eat'n
No brainer. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/godshot-feat.png 330 432 Emily Knapp https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Knapp2022-01-11 14:09:272022-01-11 14:09:27Introducing: GODSHOT
This pandemic has been tough and we think you deserve a fun, shiny name to get behind. I mean, the word ‘vaccine’ is so 1798 and besides, it only protects against ONE virus. How lame is that? Our shot protects you against EVERYTHING. Even food poisoning! Bet you didn’t think that was possible, but it is. Trust us. We deliberately ate spoiled food to see if it would work, and we only vomited once and our ER stay was super short! If that doesn’t convince you, I don’t know what will!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/pdf-feat.png 330 432 Bobbie Armstrong https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bobbie Armstrong2021-09-28 17:36:542021-09-28 17:36:54Are You There God? It’s Me, Sarah From pdfFiller
Are You There God? It’s Me, Sarah From pdfFiller
Are you there God? It’s me again, Sarah from pdfFiller. I’m emailing you at 3:21 am on a Wednesday because if you sign up right now you can start your risk-free pdfFiller 30-day trial, enabling you to integrate all your forms into one secure location and edit them in Wizard Mode. I bet God has a lot of important PDFs.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/facebook-bible-feat.png 330 432 Teresa Douglas https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Teresa Douglas2021-08-05 21:02:452021-08-05 21:02:45Debuting on Broadband: The Book of Zuckerberg
Debuting on Broadband: The Book of Zuckerberg
Hello! My name is Elder Zuckerberg and I would like to share with you the most amazing update to my book. The good book. The Facebook. Not only can you follow your friends, but now, you can also follow God with the help of the new worship features available to you. That’s right, sinners. I brought God to Facebook so you can experience salvation.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/rapture-feat.png 330 432 Nick DiMaso https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nick DiMaso2021-03-25 21:35:112022-01-02 15:51:33In Your Freakin’ Face! I Got Raptured!
In Your Freakin’ Face! I Got Raptured!
Well, this was my revenge plan all along, you dingus! I knew if I kept the faith while you bullied me on earth, I’d get to spend an eternity rubbing it in your face while you got tortured by demons! I’ve always focused way more on the wrath part of Christianity than on the forgiveness part.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/hornet-feat.png 330 432 Joe Wos https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Joe Wos2020-05-08 21:08:502020-05-08 21:08:50CARTOON: Summer Blockbuster
CARTOON: Summer Blockbuster
Impossible, nobody would believe it. Cartoon by Joe Wos.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/praise.jpg 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2019-12-13 19:30:272019-12-13 19:30:27Holiday Sacrifice Guide
Holiday Sacrifice Guide
For protection from storms: The wind and snow Gods are the by far the most difficult to appease – even our most revered shamans only guess right about half the time. However, it never hurts to sacrifice your fattest piglet just in case!
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Bachelor In Paradise Lost
I'm your host, Lucifer, and this is Bachelor In Paradise Lost! Forget all of the pretenders to our throne, we're the real Temptation Island!
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15 Potential Product Placements of Biblical Proportions #7 Could Get You to Convert
The Wailing Walmart, Virgin Mary Atlantic Airlines, The Three Wise Men’s Warehouse, and more.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/featured-image-template-buzz.png 330 432 Drew Panckeri https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Drew Panckeri2019-07-17 21:11:182019-07-17 21:11:18CARTOON: Heavenly Delivery
CARTOON: Heavenly Delivery
Hope traffic wasn't hell getting here. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.
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Bible Version 2.0: Updated Verses from a God Who Just F'ing Can't Anymore
Ambien 5mg: So it shall be that we would prefer to be away from the body and at home with the Lord. Unto which the Lord replied "OMG, can’t I get 5 goddamned minutes to myself?! Daddy is TIRED.”
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All-Girls Catholic High School Sex-Ed Q&A With Sister Patricia
Every time a Catholic girl says “condom,” an angel loses its wings.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/featured-WH-chosen1.png 330 432 AJ DiCosimo https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png AJ DiCosimo2019-06-19 18:48:542019-06-19 18:48:54The Prophecy Speaks Of “The One”
The Prophecy Speaks Of “The One”
First, you must be willing to undergo the ritualistic Cave Beating Of Friends where we spelunk you into a cave and beat you with sticks until you can successfully name all six primary characters from the cast of Friends and the actors who played them.
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CARTOON: Happy Earth Day!
Keep it tight! Earth Day cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/lord.png 330 432 Patty Terhune https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Patty Terhune2019-03-11 18:09:282019-03-11 18:09:28Prayers to the Internet Algorithm Overlord
Prayers to the Internet Algorithm Overlord
You are the purple Lyft light I see, guiding me to the correct path. You are what gets me to my destination, even when I have forgotten what my destination is.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/featured-image-template-crowded.png 330 432 Drew Panckeri https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Drew Panckeri2018-09-21 14:11:152018-09-24 23:31:08CARTOON: Heavenly Expectations
CARTOON: Heavenly Expectations
Why was I trying so hard again? Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-there-mar.jpg 330 432 Samuel Allemang https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Samuel Allemang2018-06-29 17:42:502018-06-29 18:47:48Are You There, Cthulhu? It’s Me, Margaret.
Are You There, Cthulhu? It’s Me, Margaret.
If only we had this kind of content during our vulnerable years - maybe it wold have all turned out differently.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-ted.jpg 330 432 AJ DiCosimo https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png AJ DiCosimo2018-06-27 18:41:022018-06-28 19:26:31Look What I Can Do! | God | TEDx
Look What I Can Do! | God | TEDx
Well, that didn't play out quite like we thought it would.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/featured-image-template-mega.jpg 330 432 Melissa Pelletier https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Melissa Pelletier2018-04-13 14:31:172018-04-13 14:31:17Quiz: Megachurch or Megamillions?
Quiz: Megachurch or Megamillions?
This institution is designed to suck money from hapless…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/featured-image-template-yelp-last.jpg 330 432 Irving Ruan https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Irving Ruan2018-03-26 15:24:532018-03-26 15:24:53Yelp Reviews of The Last Supper
Yelp Reviews of The Last Supper
Categories: Mediterranean Locations: Jerusalem Attire: Casual Good…
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Things Oprah Might Think Are A Sign From God That She Should Run For President
1. She walks into her dressing room, and a burning bush that…
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Top Selling Christian Rock Albums Since Trump’s Presidential Win
Turn The Orange Cheek Prayer Warriors Small Hands, Big…