Golden Globe Categories That Don’t Make it to Air
Best Performance By An Actor/Actress Trying To Bounce Back From An Alcohol/Drug Fueled Crime Spree
Best Nude Scene By An Aging Actress Trying Desperately To Remain Relevant
Best Speech By An Actor/Actress On A Talk Show, Lying Through Their Teeth About The Movie That They Know Is Unwatchable Horseshit
Best Looking The Other Way While A Co-star Indulges In A Perverted/Illegal/Morally Reprehensible Activity
Best Blaming Of A Trailer Full Of Stolen Items On An Innocent Boom Mic Operator
Least Cringe-Inducing Performance By A Talentless Piece Of Shit Reality Show Performer In A Movie That No One Will Ever See
Best Acting Through Far Beyond The Recommended Dosage Of Botox
Best Temper Tantrum Thrown By An Individual With The Least Reasons To Throw A Temper Tantrum
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
