Goosebumps Books for the Middle-Aged
“Stay out of the Basement. We Have a Mold Problem”
“Ghost in the Mirror. Wait, That’s Me”
“Night of the Living Slumber Party Guests”
“Say Taylor Swift Again and Die!”
“The Haunted Mask I Put on Before Bed in a
Vain Attempt to Hold Off Aging for One More Day”
“Welcome to Horror House. Hope You’ve Had Your Flu Shot”
“Attack of the Lower Back Pain”
“They Walk at Midnight…Those Drunken Teenagers…
And They’re Very Loud”
“Don’t Go to Sleep! Honey, Wake Up, It’s Only 8:30!”
“The Cuckoo Clock of Doom Looked Great on the Mantel for About
Two Weeks, Then Ricky Decided to Play Baseball in the Living Room”
“Return of the Lower Back Pain”
“The Ghost Next Door Won’t Take Down his Christmas Lights”
“The Spooky Scarecrow. I Think the Drunk Teens Are Having Their Way with It”
“It Came from Beneath the Sink! That’s Where It Belongs! Don’t Make Me Tell You Again to Put It Back!”
“Escape from Horror House. You Bet I’m Serious”
“A Night in Terror Tower Sounds Wonderful Right About Now. Too Late to Find a Sitter?”
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Ralph Gamelli has had humor published in McSweeneys, The Morning News, and Cracked.com, and a weird tale published in Weird Tales. He has no social media or web links to put here, so he may not even be, like, a person. But sometimes, for brief periods, he pretends to be.
