Groucho Marx: ‘I wouldn’t want to belong to a LinkedIn group that would have me as a member,’ and 11 Other Famous Quotes Updated for Millennials
Bible: Let he who is without sin podcast throwing the first stone
Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar: iCame, iSaw, iConquered
Rene DeCartes: I think therefore I.M.
Admiral John Paul Jones: Don’t shoot until you see the red spot is gone from their eyes.
Abraham Lincoln: 4Score&7yrsago.com
Chief Joseph: From where the sun now stands I will friend no more forever.
Groucho Marx: I wouldn’t want to belong to a LinkedIn group that would have me as a member.
Harpo Marx: *Honk, Honk*
Martin Luther King Jr.: I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged by the color of their skin but the content of their 140 characters on Twitter.
Tennessee Williams: A cute photo on Instagram of ‘A Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’
Bill Clinton: I did not have sext with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.
Anonymous: You are what you tweet.
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
