Hey America! What Are You Leaving Out for Your Delivery Drivers?
People Are Leaving Out Snacks For Delivery Workers This Holiday Season, and It’s Spreading Christmas Cheer The seasonal act of kindness has been shared on social media, and it’ll warm your cold heart.
So what are bold faced names leaving out these season?
“Kindle Fires preloaded with an e-book about the many, many dangers of unionization.”
Amazon CEO, Jeff Bezos
“Small boxes filled with edible spiders.”
White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller
“I’m leaving nothing out for them. But they aren’t leaving without a good long hug,”
Presidential candidate, Joe Biden
“The same thing I have as a treat: water, electrolytes and air.”
New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady
“A stack of copies of ‘Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us’ by Donald J. Trump, Jr. Seriously, I’ve got to get rid of these things.”
GOP Strategist, John Murphy
“Surprise, delight and awe.”
Actor, Keanu Reeves
“I can only promise you that it’ll blow their mind and that it won’t be available in 2019. Or 2020.”
Inventor, Elon Musk
“The ashes of democracy.”
Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg
“Raindrops, drop tops, cookie in the hot box.”
Migos rapper, Quavo
“Cookie!”
Migos rapper, Offset
“Handwritten notes that read: rescue me.”
First lady, Melania Trump
“Unmet expectations.”
Former Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice, Robert Mueller
“A gleaming roasted chicken that’s been cooked atop vidalia onions and stuffed with lemon, rosemary and thyme, mouthwatering sides, my cranberry seltzer with fresh mint, and my legendary soft and chewy chocolate cookies served with a glass of fresh milk sourced from the cheerful farm down the road.
TV personality, Martha Stewart
“I don’t plan on having anything delivered. Most of what I need I’m just going to create by channeling pure whimsy.”
Actress and GOOP founder, Gwyneth Paltrow
“If they’re female and can pass for under 16, what I’m leaving is an open door.”
Singer, R. Kelly
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