Goosebumps Books Updated for Current Times

Let’s Get Invisible!

Right wing hoaxers Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman attempt to escape justice by dialing up some magical help.

Go Eat Worms!

The GOP rolls out a new coronavirus relief deal.

Ghost Beach

A Daytona, Florida beach becomes haunted by the ghosts of college students who died after getting COVID-19.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

A teen encounters a mythical creature who’s been forced to relocate to California due to extensive climate change in his habitat.

How I Got My Shrunken Head

A young, progressive graphic designer falls asleep in front of Fox News one night and finds his brain no longer has room for anything other than Fox News talking points.

Calling All Creeps!

An investigative journalist discovers a long-lost guest list for one of Jeffrey Epstein’s parties.

Don’t Go to Sleep!

Contains a terrifying tale of a couple who battle sleep as they watch election results trickle out on CNN.

I Live in Your Basement!

A middle-schooler encounters something horrifying in his basement: Steve Bannon sleeping on an old hide-a-bed clutching an empty bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.

It Came from the Internet

12-year old Bobby investigates the strange origins of his parent’s new belief system: QAnon.

Escape from Horror House

A young intern finds her career progress thwarted at every turn because the only thing on her resume is a position in the Trump White House.

Zombie School

A perfectly good public school sits empty because all of the education dollars in the community have flowed towards faith-based charity schools favored by Betsy DeVos.

Night of the Living Dummy 

Features Tucker Carlson

The Girl Who Cried Monster

Details Donald Trump’s various sexual misconducts. Currently a 26-volume series.

Please Don’t Feed the Vampire!

A plucky White House intern investigates the mysterious disappearance of some of Stephen Miller’s staff.

Be Afraid – Be Very Afraid!

The GOP rolls out their replacement for the Affordable Care Act.

Weekend at Poison Lake
On a family discovers that their favorite camping spot on public lands has been auctioned off to an oil and gas conglomerate.

Night of the Living Dummy II

Features Sean Hannity

Trapped in the Circus of Fear

A respected, left-leaning veteran reporter is assigned to cover the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Monster Blood

A transcription of one of Donald Trump’s free-flowing speculations about a new possible cure for COVID-19.

You’re Plant Food!

The GOP rolls out a new platform to attract new voters.

Zapped in Space

A Space Force unit, orbiting the earth in a shuttle, are horrified to discover their provisions consist entirely of expired Trump Steaks.

Danger Time

An exploration of what could happen between November 3rd, 2020 and January 20th, 2021.