HighKu’s
The assignment was given our subjects:
Ingest one of several inebriating elixirs and then attempt to write a haiku.
The results: Er…pretty much what you would expect…
Alcohol
Getting drunk again,
It feels really nice at first.
Crap! Who fingered me?
Heroin
Nice warm fluid rush,
Not a care in the entire world.
What tastes like vomit?
Marijuana
I love you and me!
Let’s watch tv and eat chips!
Oh shit, where am I?
LSD
Where are the mind worms?
Did you see them eat my hat?
They ate my ghost hat.
Model airplane glue
Hot burning, choking.
Brief high, puke, blinding headache.
Let’s do it again!
Cocaine
I can do it all!!
So much in just one moment!
But first, a quick nap.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
