Holy Moley Genitals, Batman! Other Times That Batman Has Exposed His Penis…
The Justice League’s Christmas Parties, 1984 – 1997, at which point HR had to step in and get involved.
His 2004 very public downtown Gotham battle with The Riddler, during which time he was experimenting with a costume featuring short pants. Batman is still reeling from the headlines that read, “The Riddler Vs. The Diddler”.
Immediately following a very powerful dosing of Joker’s laughing gas (which Batman attributes to the gas being very “roofie-like”).
Supposed wardrobe malfunction during a battle with Catwoman (“Yeah, right, ‘wardrobe malfunction’,…” Catwoman has been quoted as saying, “… and that wasn’t a tube of Bat-Lube that I spied on his utility belt either.”).
Loudly and very publicly, while dancing on a tavern table, following, in his words, “an intense battle with The Goldschlager” (who, even after an exhaustive search through our villain database, we were unable to find; still cooling his heels in Arkham, possibly?).
While on an episode of The SuperBachelor (“Hey, it was Sweeps Week,” Batman says defensively, “and it was down to Superman and me. And let’s face it, it was time to put up or shut up.”).
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
