Employment Opportunities For The Recently Exposed Racist
Many of these marching white supremacist idiots have been exposed on the internet, and suddenly find themselves without a job.
Poor guys! That’s unfortunate.
New job opportunities will surely be knocking their door down any day now, but in the meantime, here are a few suggestions to tide them over…
Janitor at clinic for patients with severe bulimia and Crohns Disease.
Personal Assistant to touring revue of RuPaul’s Drag Race cast members.
Tour Guide at Harlem’s upcoming Hip Hop Museum.
Salvation Army Shelter Care Coordinator, in charge of ensuring that guests’ body hair is free of lice and crabs.
Member of clean up crew following the Gathering Of The Juggalos.
Personal driver for Jerry Lewis.
Soldier of fortune, sent to the Middle East to hunt down members of ISIS, using only a bag of rocks and their wits.
Vendor selling rebel flag shirts outside of New York Giants games.
Member of crew that cleans up infected needles and other medical waste from beaches, etc.
Volunteer participant helping those in medical school perfect their prostate exam technique.
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