I’m A Democratic Candidate And Here’s My Medicare-For-America Plan That Isn’t Some Whackadoodle Socialist Fairytale
Medicare for Americans Who America Super Darn Americanly
Medicare for All Who Want To Pay For Medicine in Their Medicine Cabinets
Medicare for Real Americans Who Don’t “Follow Politics”
Medicare for D) All of the Above
Medicare for America Ferrara
Medicare for All the Swing Voters in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin
Medicare for American Baby Boomers and Nobody Else, Ever
Medicare for All Millenials Who Will Actually Vote for Me in the Primaries, Which is Definitely At Least What, Like, Seven Millennials? (Can the Intern Confirm That?)
Medicare for Americans Who Watched the Bachelorette Finale Instead of Watching the Debate
Medicare for Some Who Are Very Sick, But Not, Like, “Need” A “Mental Health Day” Sick – Like, at Least Coughing Up Chunky Green Mucus Sick
Medicare for Bo and Sunny Obama, Beloved Dogs of the Great President Who Passed Obamacare, Which Was 100% Perfect and Needs No Changes Whatsoever
Medicare for All Who Visit Joe Biden 30330
Medicare for All American Pilgrims Who Landed at Plymouth Rock for the Freedom to Choose Their Own Healthcare From the Free Market
Medicare for the Few Sad Non-Unionized Americans, Cause Union Reps Love Negotiating Workers’ Healthcare, and Who’d Wanna Make That Great American Process “Illegal”?!
Medicare for No One, But I’m John Delaney and I Have a Lot of Money, So Send Me Your Medical Bills and I’ll Randomly Choose One to Pay
Medicare for Me, John Delaney, Who So Generously Paid That One Medical Bill For You, You Ungrateful Bastards
Medicare As It is Now, and That’s My Entire Plan
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Kate Herzlin is a New York-based playwright, screenwriter and comedy writer who overuses the rule of three. Her work can be seen in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady Comedy, and others. She’s trying to be a better millennial by tweeting more often @kateherzlin.
