Items Found in Burning Man’s Porta Potties
“With access in and out of Burning Man closed for the time being, a new dire problem has arisen: No one can clean or empty the portable toilet.” – SF Gate
Aviator goggles rubber cemented onto a fedora
Bejeweled 2 x 4
Cash decorated as Monopoly money
Orange cone with dandy leather hat and sequined whip
DayGlo wicker man
Inflatable warlord spade
Spiked corset with whistles and pulleys
Hammer pants with sewn on aerial dance ribbons
Mosaic policeman’s cap with jingle bells
Tweety Bird stick-on tattoo
Steampunk tutu and thong
Lion head with leopard harness
Crocheted Viking helmet and chaps
Nymph warrior neon headdress
Rainbow wings with ferret fur trim
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Jenny Hatchadorian has been published by Vol. 1 Brooklyn, Full Grown People, Little Old Lady, and Story Club Magazine. She reads original comedic essays on her podcast Everything Good, and she is an awardee of St. Nell’s comedy writing residency for womxn.
