Pretty Basic Skinny Dip Tips
Make sure that a life guard is present, even if it’s your pervy uncle hiding in the bushes.
Sorry, you’re not completely naked as long as you’re still wearing that colostomy bag.
Carefully placed leeches can help cover portions of your body that make you feel insecure.
By all means, feel free to skinny dip while wearing an artificial limb; in a worst-case scenario, the limb can be used as a floatation device.
Doing a naked cannonball into the water is essentially the same thing as giving yourself a full enema in three seconds time, so proceed with caution.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
