Kellyanne Conway Word Association
Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind Donald Trump. She can’t be that stupid, as she’s figured out that it’s not safe to be the woman in front of Trump, at least. So maybe she’s just too good at her job? Like, you know, the Devil. We were curious, so we presented her with this word association game, and she was a good sport.
Weekly Humorist: Donkey
Kellyanne Conway: Punch… I mean, Democrat. Shit.
WH: Golf shoes
KC: Tumor syrup
WH: Mermaid
KC: Erotic facial shingles
WH: Dragonfly
KC: Albino wound-juice
WH: Um… cartwheels
KC: Dysentery Bradshaw
WH: Wow, um….
KC: Hyplanft rowflq
WH: … What?
KC: Grndl…. vernt qurndl…. ampt!
WH: I… I don’t…
KC: Nccc- Kah!
WH: ……
KC: Trump isn’t that bad.
NL: I… Trump isn’t…. No. No!!
KC: Trump isn’t that bad.
WH: Trump… isn’t that bad.
KC: I think that I might vote for Trump.
WH: I think that… Oh God….
KC: Now, suck this.
WH: Oh Jesus… what the fuck is that?!
KC: Mmmmmmm…..
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