Kellyanne Conway Word Association

Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind Donald Trump. She can’t be that stupid, as she’s figured out that it’s not safe to be the woman in front of Trump, at least. So maybe she’s just too good at her job? Like, you know, the Devil. We were curious, so we presented her with this word association game, and she was a good sport.

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Weekly Humorist: Donkey

Kellyanne Conway: Punch… I mean, Democrat. Shit.

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WH: Golf shoes

KC: Tumor syrup

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WH: Mermaid

KC: Erotic facial shingles

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WH: Dragonfly

KC: Albino wound-juice

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WH: Um… cartwheels

KC: Dysentery Bradshaw

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WH: Wow, um….

KC: Hyplanft rowflq

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WH: … What?

KC: Grndl…. vernt qurndl…. ampt!

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WH: I… I don’t…

KC: Nccc- Kah!

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WH: ……

KC: Trump isn’t that bad.

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NL: I… Trump isn’t…. No. No!!

KC: Trump isn’t that bad.

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WH: Trump… isn’t that bad.

KC: I think that I might vote for Trump.

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WH: I think that… Oh God….

KC: Now, suck this.

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WH: Oh Jesus… what the fuck is that?!

KC: Mmmmmmm…..

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