Rejected Headlines For Rex Tillerson Firing After Someone Thought Of ‘REXIT’


Rex, Eat Your Salad.

Former Gas Salesman Gaslit from White House.

BREXIT but without the B.

Oh Come On, How Did You Really Expect This To End?

Extinction of Tillersaurus Rex


Casting No More Checks? Rex.

Tillerson- Like Hilar, Done!

Back To Rexas

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