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Lesser Known Tidbits About Art The Clown
He’s a big fan of Trump. They wear just about the same amount of makeup, and Art loves doing to a human body with a chainsaw what Trump has done to America with his arrogant stupidity.
The rumors are true, some audience members are having to leave the theatre due to nausea and vomiting; not from the graphic violence, but rather the artificial butter that soaks the popcorn.
While no one seems to be aware of his exact origin, Art The Clown was spotted as a recurring cast member on the second season of Jersey Shore.
Art isn’t a clown in the traditional sense, as while he has viciously murdered hundreds of people, he has never sexually molested anyone.
Art shows up to murder aimlessly for only several days typically, spending the remainder of his time selling handmade cheese graters on Etsy.
Art The Clown is admittedly an evil , bloodthirsty deviant of the worst kind, but is still less creepy than most of the guys on Tinder.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
