Lesser Known Tidbits About Art The Clown

He’s a big fan of Trump.  They wear just about the same amount of makeup, and Art loves doing to a human body with a chainsaw what Trump has done to America with his arrogant stupidity.

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The rumors are true, some audience members are having to leave the theatre due to nausea and vomiting; not from the graphic violence, but rather the artificial butter that soaks the popcorn.

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   While no one seems to be aware of his exact origin, Art The Clown was spotted as a recurring cast member on the second season of Jersey Shore.

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                                 Art isn’t a clown in the traditional sense, as while he has viciously murdered hundreds of people, he has never sexually molested anyone.

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                     Art shows up to murder aimlessly for only several days typically, spending the remainder of his time selling handmade cheese graters on Etsy.

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                   Art The Clown is admittedly an evil , bloodthirsty deviant of the worst kind, but is still less creepy than most of the guys on Tinder.