https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/true-crime-feat.png 330 432 Dave Powers https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dave Powers2022-06-16 13:18:522022-06-16 13:18:52My Favorite Genre Is True Crime, Which I Consume With the Utmost Reverence
I’m also dismayed by how often producers use their platform to glamorize perpetrators. Just the other day, a new series about a serial killer went on gushing about the subject’s charm, good looks, and success in his chosen field of murder. To counteract this, I try to humanize the victims of these senseless yet nonetheless very fascinating crimes. I’ll ask myself questions like, did they have any hopes and dreams of their own? Say, to become a teacher, or a veterinarian, or perhaps someone that did not get murdered?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/lincoln-tour-feat.png 330 432 Madeline Goetz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Madeline Goetz2022-02-18 16:10:442022-02-18 16:10:44Welcome to Our Town’s Walking Tour Where We Choose to Focus on Abraham Lincoln’s Visit Here and Not That Famously Bad Thing That Happened in the 80s
Thank you for meeting me here under this lamppost at 3:30PM, and welcome to my hometown’s walking tour. As most of you know, our town is famous because – for a 22-hour period of time – our nation’s 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, stayed here. Yep, that’s what we’re known for. Nothing else. No matter what a certain HBO documentary might lay out in graphic detail. Anyway, let’s get started!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/ladders-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2021-12-03 19:52:372021-12-03 19:52:37The Most Dangerous Game Night: Ways To Spice Up Boring Old Board Games
Connect Four: Connect four game discs coated with honey, then several dozen bees sporadically allowed into gaming room. Chutes & Ladders: Game played on actual ladders. Twister: Game mat placed on a small platform suspended over a tank of great white sharks. And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/zoom-feat.png 330 432 Tyson Cole https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tyson Cole2021-05-27 20:26:412021-05-27 20:26:41CARTOON: Killer Joke
Working from home is different for everyone! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/villian-feat.png 330 432 Jason Chatfield https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jason Chatfield2021-05-26 20:53:202021-05-26 20:53:49CARTOON: Running Late
Villains. They never listen. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/featured-image-template-NL-whoreO.jpg 330 432 Emily Kapp https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Kapp2021-05-18 23:42:492021-05-22 01:08:11“I Couldn’t Help Killing Mufasa, I’m a Gemini” by Scar
Let’s face it, Geminis are known for being totally two-faced, which to that I will admit: guilty as charged! I even have a visible scar on one side of my face, so it’s almost as if the stars themselves wanted everyone to know that I’m the best sign of the zodiac—I said what I said! Like the classic Gemini I am, you could say I run a little hot and cold.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/peopleade-feat.png 330 432 Lars Kenseth https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lars Kenseth2021-04-14 19:16:112021-04-14 19:16:11CARTOON: Refreshing
Freshly squeezed with pulp. Today's cartoon by Lars Kenseth.
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Her cute new manicure is actually blood and gore from tearing out the throats of her enemies. She's been looking at David's Instagram photos without liking or commenting. And more!
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Accidentally stepped on your cat a few years ago, but brought it back using Christmas Magic; that's why its been acting like the cat from Pet Semetary recently.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/lector-feat.png 330 432 Nick DiMaso https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nick DiMaso2020-11-25 23:17:212020-12-31 18:04:19Despite the CDC’s Warnings, I, Hannibal Lecter, Expect to See You at my Thanksgiving Dinner
You will have to wear a mask. Diseased meats taste worse. And we don’t want the pigs to taste badly.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/news-cat-feat.png 330 432 Weekly Humorist News Briefs https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Weekly Humorist News Briefs2020-11-13 18:34:372020-11-13 18:34:37NEWS BRIEFS: Cat Caper
Weekly Humorist New Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/psl-feat.png 330 432 Dalton Vaughn https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dalton Vaughn2020-10-08 23:42:462020-10-08 23:42:46CARTOON: Caffeine Cannibal
Tasty Tastelessness. Today's cartoon by Dalton Vaughn.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tape-feat.png 330 432 Zach Raffio https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Zach Raffio2020-09-17 17:22:152020-09-17 17:27:43I’m That Little Ghost Girl from "The Ring", and the Death of VHS Has Destroyed My Small Business
Still, as DVDs, VOD, and eventually streaming crushed VHS into a rectangle relic of the past, the final nail in my coffin came with the ubiquity of the smartphone.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/clue-feat.png 330 432 Tom Chitty https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tom Chitty2020-09-09 23:16:362020-09-09 23:16:36CARTOON: Whodunit?
Need a clue? Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/sandman-feat.png 330 432 Libby Marshall https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Libby Marshall2020-09-03 21:49:052020-09-03 21:49:05What Do You Mean I Didn’t Go On A Quick Ice Cream Run, But Have Actually Been Missing For Five Days?
Why have the police set up a command center on top of my Spiderman air hockey table? No, I did not know a gravelly voice identifying himself only as The Sandman was calling every thirteen minutes. And I had no idea he was threatening my life if you didn’t acquiesce to his demand for a sculpture in his likeness made of gypsum sand and the blood of virgin stallions. Marianne, it was probably just some kid yanking your crank.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/overlookfeat2.png 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2020-07-17 14:01:262020-07-17 14:01:26The Overlook Hotel’s Safety Measures for Reopening Now That We Know the Hotel Is a Sentient Being That’s out for Blood.
While it appears the hotel is a sentient being that has taken control of every caretaker we’ve ever had, turning them into psychopaths who have killed or attempted to kill their entire family, we want you to know we’re doing everything we can to keep it from doing that to any of our guests. However, since spiritual forces are notoriously difficult to contain, we’re legally obligated to alert you to the voluntary risks you’re taking by staying with us.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/yelp-feat.png 330 432 Greg Alesso https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Greg Alesso2020-04-29 04:40:502020-04-29 04:40:50Woman's Yelp Profile: Sushi, Refrigerators, and Murder
Took out a policy on my husband. Quick and easy. They never needed to even meet him; they let me gather the signatures on my own. Didn’t ask why the accidental death premium was so high. Their discretion was greatly appreciated.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/murder-feat.png 330 432 Nikki Haverstock https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nikki Haverstock2020-03-03 20:56:332020-03-03 20:56:33Who Really Solves a Majority of Murders?
Mystery novelists (both big city and small town), Single women who recently inherited a business from a dead Aunt (most likely a bakery), Sassy New Jersey bounty hunters, and more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/she-shed-feat.png 330 432 Martti Nelson https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Martti Nelson2019-11-29 16:31:312019-11-29 16:33:554 Uses for Your Amazing She Shed That Totally Aren’t Murder
THE POTTING SHE SHED The smell of fresh earth is intoxicating. Not as good as huffing craft glue, but not bad. The earth gives life, and takes death when your enemies shuffle off this mortal coil. With no help from you, of course. Pour all your troubles into a decorative clay pot you adorned with cute birdies, and watch the world melt away. All your troubles. Dirt hides a myriad of sins. Buries them, you might say. The last place they’d think to look is underneath your thriving Pom Pon dahlia bed. Look for what? Ha ha! Nothing but potting soil and a giant set of pruning shears hides in your trusty, padlocked she shed.
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Brains, Chains & Automobiles, Love, Hackually, It's A Wonderful Knife, and more #HorrorHolidayMovies on our weekly joke game!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/crew-feat.png 330 432 Emma Brewer https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emma Brewer2019-09-19 20:18:462020-01-02 19:25:39Please Accept my Application to Join Your Post-Apocalypse Survival Crew
One last thing, and I think you’ll appreciate the crux of my proposal here: yoga. I’ve been practicing yoga for nearly three years now, and while technically not a certified instructor-- what? No, not certified, but does it matter? Surely your medic isn’t an actual doctor, right?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/escape-murder-feat.png 330 432 Rebecca Turkewitz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rebecca Turkewitz2019-09-13 19:24:152019-09-13 19:24:15I’m Really Good at Escape Rooms; Step Aside While I Solve This Murder
Listen, Mrs. Nelson, I’m sorry for your loss, but the crying is distracting to my process. I’ll tell you what I told my buddy Alvin when he had a full-on panic attack during the Airplane Hostage Escape Room last June in Philly: Use. The. Pain.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/featured-image-template-summerhome.png 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2019-08-30 16:19:022019-08-30 16:19:02Tips for Closing Up Your Summer Home
Did the neighbors see anything? Do they know? What is seen can never be unseen, but dead mouths tell no tales. Act accordingly.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/happy-young-woman-taking-selfie-mobile-phone-against-yellow-background_23-2148056044-3.png 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2019-06-02 00:03:112019-06-02 00:03:11Under The Hudson Yards
In fact, one of the most ingenious features of this new facility is its ability to filter out the tougher and less tractable of the species – certainly, they may be allowed to enter and take a selfie in the Staircase of Confusion, but they will never be permitted to rest their heads anywhere near those of our prize sheep.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/microphone-radio-station_13339-221306.png 330 432 Gwen Thomas https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Gwen Thomas2019-04-30 09:04:272019-04-27 21:05:43Yes, I Kidnapped You, But It’s Only Until My True Crime Podcast Takes Off
Prime Crime Time with Ryan Blime is the show I’ve dreamed of making ever since I legally changed my last name for the title. But I couldn't find a true crime story riveting enough...
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/featured-WH-laundry.png 330 432 Andrew Knott https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andrew Knott2019-03-29 19:02:132020-01-02 18:53:58Seven Hacks to Make Doing Laundry More Rewarding
You have tons of experience with laundry, so why not cash in on your expertise? Specialize in something like “blood stains” or “J.Lo’s award show gowns.” Film a series of highly relatable and hilarious short videos about laundry to use as advertisements for your new endeavor.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/featured-WH-cleaners.png 330 432 Brandon Hicks https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brandon Hicks2019-02-26 16:33:262019-02-26 23:06:42CARTOON: Cleaners
Nasty stains. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/featured-image-template-kill.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2018-12-04 14:52:572018-12-06 19:30:18Other Main Characters That Should Be Killed Off
Now that we know from 'The Conner's'- killing off a main character can help ratings. It's open season.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/featured-image-template-highlander.png 330 432 Lauren Schwein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lauren Schwein2018-11-19 18:55:342018-11-19 18:55:346 Features Of The 2019 Toyota Highlander That’ll Have You Rethinking Your Stance On Murder Because Hiding The Bodies Would Be So Goddamn Convenient
Never let a subpar towing capacity restrict your zeal for blood sport ever again! Depending on the size of the package you select, the 2019 Toyota Highlander can pull upwards of 5,000 pounds!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/featured-image-template-subway-meals.jpg 330 432 Lauren Schwein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lauren Schwein2018-08-30 05:06:042018-08-30 19:36:36The People On This Subway Car Ranked By Deliciousness Should It Come To That
Situations like this can force one’s hand. Now, more often than not situations like these don’t involve eating another person, but if it did, and I’m not saying it would, this is who I’d suggest we start with.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-worldcup.jpg 330 432 Chaco https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Chaco2018-06-13 18:02:202018-06-26 04:05:43A Viewer’s Guide To World Cup Injuries
Injuries are a part of every sport. A hockey player might lose…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/featured-image-template-comedy.jpg 330 432 Jeffrey Gurian https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jeffrey Gurian2018-05-18 18:08:162018-05-18 18:08:16Comedian Kills Half His Elderly Audience With Great Joke
RIVERDALE, New York – All comedians like to be told they “killed”…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/featured-image-template-assad.jpg 330 432 Tom Fattah https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tom Fattah2018-04-14 19:24:572018-04-14 19:24:57Mr. Assad, We Find This One Specific Type Of Murder Unacceptable
Dear Mr. Assad, We, the collected powers of France, the…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/featured-image-template-chopped.jpg 330 432 Rick McDermott https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rick McDermott2018-03-30 17:11:332018-03-30 17:11:33Yes, We Used Production Assistant Meat as a Mystery Basket Ingredient on "Chopped"
Hello Chopped fans, concerned citizens, and law enforcement officers. …
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/featured-image-template-chess.jpg 330 432 Daniel Galef https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Daniel Galef2017-12-22 19:52:392017-12-22 19:52:39List Of Illegal Moves In Chess
Castling after having earlier moved your king. Moving…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/featured-image-template-snowman.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2017-12-19 15:06:512017-12-19 15:06:51CARTOON: Snowmen Assembly
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/featured-image-template-prisonfood.jpg 330 432 Clinton Lawson https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Clinton Lawson2017-11-09 14:22:492017-11-09 15:28:27Death Row Cuisine: Make Your Last Meal Count!
That big day is finally here. The last appeals have been filed,…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/featured-image-template-purge.jpg 330 432 Kevin Cole https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kevin Cole2017-10-30 14:47:112017-10-30 14:47:11Celebrate Your Personal Birthday Purge At Applebees!
This year Congress failed to pass a Universal Purge which would…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/featured-image-template-peas.jpg 330 432 Riane Konc https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Riane Konc2017-03-09 16:49:472017-03-09 16:49:47Give Peas a Chance
ENOUGH! Alright, kids. Listen up. I’ve been listening to you…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/featured-image-template-NL-evil.jpg 330 432 Michael Marsh https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Marsh2017-02-15 21:52:112017-02-15 21:52:11FOTO BOMB: Evil Step Brothers
One is a nut-ball leader of North Korea, the other just wanted…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/featured-image-template-NL-echolumbo.jpg 330 432 Michael Marsh https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Marsh2016-12-28 20:46:482016-12-28 20:46:48FOTO BOMB: Amazon Echo Columbo Edition
After recent news concerning An Amazon Echo may be the key to…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/featured-image-template-NL-state.png 330 432 Joe Blevins https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Joe Blevins2016-04-19 14:40:352016-05-17 00:30:01For All The Nevers In Life: If The State Farm Ad was Self-Aware
[We open on a wild, alcohol-fueled pool party with…