Lines I Imagine Jeff Goldblum Saying In “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”

“Life, uh, finds a way. For the fifth time, apparently.”

“I like a pickled dinosaur. A regular dinosaur I’m not so interested in.”

“There is a fine line between a hungry velociraptor and a grilled zucchini.”

“Eventually, you do plan on not getting eaten, right?”

“Like a dinosaur, I eat meat. But wait, ooo, yes, ahh, I’m a vegetarian.”

“Listen, I’m telling you that, uh, venturing to an island with dinosaurs isn’t a good idea, especially one with above average humidity. I mean, yes, I’ve done it twice and almost died, but at least I was comfortable in black leather pants and an unbuttoned shirt.”

“Dinosaurs, uh, eat people.”

“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Let me know when you, uh, want me to stop.”

“Mommy T-Rex is very angry with Chris Pratt.”

“That is one big pile of zucchinis.”

“It’s a good idea to run when a T-Rex is, uh, chasing you. If possible, try enlisting the help of some friendly neighborhood velociraptors.”

“I love an island with tropical vibes where I can, uh, also unbutton my shirt. Hungry dinosaurs not so much.”

“It’s mysterious what keeps you all wanting to go back to Jurassic Park or Jurassic World or whatever. Have none of you, uh, learned from the previous four movies?”

“Ooo, yes, ahh.”