Modern YOLO Alternatives

PELOSIO

Party Everyday Like Obama’s Still In Office

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LAMBO RAMBO

Let’s All Meet in a Big Orgy Right After My Botox Operation

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SUPERMARIO

Staying Up Perusing Elden Ring Maps And Researching Incantations Online

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MARCO POLO LOCO

Mindfulness And Riding COVID Out Peacefully On Lots Of Ludes and Oatmeal (Clothing Optional)

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BONGO

Buying Overpriced Necessities is Getting Old

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CHURCHO

Christ in Heaven, the Unexplained Rising Costs of Healthcare are Outrageous

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SLOMO

Student Loan Organizations are Malicious and Obscene

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CHEESMO

Collapsing Harmony and Equality on Every Social Media Outlet

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IDAHO POTATO

I’m Distressed About Housing Options and Priced Out of Tons of “Affordable Town” Opportunities

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YOTABISTRO

You Ought to Think About Building an Inexpensive Shanty Town Right Outside

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DISCO CRISCO

Delinquents Ignore Social Consciousness and Overtly Contrive to Ruin the Integrity of the Supreme Court’s Opinions

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PLATO PLUTO

Perhaps Let’s Abolish Totalitarian Oligarchies as Putin Launches Us Towards Oblivion

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HIGGI-BOPO-ROPO

Hey, I’m Gonna Get Intoxicated Before Our Planet Overheats and Runs Out of Precious Oxygen

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LAGOONISMO

Life’s A Giant Octopus and Oh No It’s Strangling Me, Ouch!

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FART AT COSTCO

Finally, A Relatively Therapeutic Action That Can Offer a Safe and Timely Cathartic Outlet

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