Cursed Items & Their Corresponding Curses

Lock of Murdered Witch’s Hair

Your kids find parachute pants in your closet, make fun of you for the remainder of the weekend.

Loran Holistic Chalice

DVR will only record reruns of Rizzoli & Isles.

Bloodstone Dragon Dagger

Top Fantasy Football picks injured in preseason games.

Vampiric Unicorn Horn

Wife discovers discarded fast food bags beneath the seat of your car.

Broken Tooth of Beserker Alpha

Generic Rogaine causes severe skin rash on face and neck.