Lock of Murdered Witch’s Hair
Your kids find parachute pants in your closet, make fun of you for the remainder of the weekend.
Loran Holistic Chalice
DVR will only record reruns of Rizzoli & Isles.
Bloodstone Dragon Dagger
Top Fantasy Football picks injured in preseason games.
Vampiric Unicorn Horn
Wife discovers discarded fast food bags beneath the seat of your car.
Broken Tooth of Beserker Alpha
Generic Rogaine causes severe skin rash on face and neck.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence