New Year’s Resolutions From Parallel Earth Alpha Nova 7
Eat more scorpions.
Hook up to metabo-chamber for at least seven cycles per ankh-coin.
Continue worship of The Manor’s blood moon delegation.
Switch to baked from fried warlock discharge packets.
Enlist offspring in clan-wide contest of mental and physical dexterity.
Prepare for The Great Merging; check pantry for extra napkins and plastic cups in case of company.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
