Originals

No-Nonsense Guest WiFi Passwords

checkout@11noXceptions


UgetwhatUpay4


g!itter=50$c!eaningfee


weKnowYURhere#nojudgment


BreakfastIncludedButNotRecommended


publicLibraryinTownhasfreeWiFi


Umightwant2letsomeoneKnowURstayinghere;-)


Mattress2soft?sleepontheFloor


InsectsRPartofGodzCreation


hotH2Oavailableyesterday&tomorrow


Premi$e$MayNotBUsed4film$hoot$


WeCountTowels


DontsharethisPWDwithLocalLowlifes


Opentheminifridge&Uwillpay


ShouddaSprung4ValetParking


Newsflash:IceMachinesRNoisy


PoolTemporarilyClosed


awWereUXpecting@FruitBasket?