Now Available In The App Store!
Areola Cola
Amazing app that takes plain old breast milk and transforms it into refreshing, sparkling soda pop!
Fanning MindMeld 3.0
Newly updated with exciting new features! Has Dakota Fanning been lurking around your home and/or place of employment? Find out with this newly redesigned app! What the heck is she up to?
App-Alachia
Boy, we thought we were clever when we came up with the name of this app. It didn’t occur to us that most of the people living in Appalachia don’t have iPhones (or phones at all, really). Whoops. Oh well. Maybe you’d like to buy it anyway?
Fans’a Danza
Incredible technology allows your Siri app to now sound exactly like Tony Danza! Note: Tony Danza has made us promise that no one will pleasure themselves while listening to his voice via this app, so each purchase will be preceded with the necessary paperwork. He had a similar deal with the producers of Who’s The Boss, so don’t feel weird about it.
Mustache Flash!
Ever wonder what you’d look like with a mustache? This charming new app can show you! Every wonder what your girlfriend would look like with a mustache? Marry her and wait six months.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
