Nursery Rhymes In Trump’s Dystopian America
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To avoid flooding water.
When they came back down
The entire town
Had each lost a daughter
Hey Kiddie Diddler
Hey Kiddie Diddler,
Fat, smelly Hitler,
Cold and heartless as the moon.
All laugh at him at his resort,
Hoping he’ll be gone soon.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hickory dickory dock,
The House is just a crock,
The crock was passed,
Who’s the first to get gassed?
Hickory dickory dock.
It’s Raining, It’s Pouring
It’s raining, it’s pouring,
The old man is snoring.
He’s on CNN,
Passed out again.
Exhausted from crypto whoring.
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