Oldies Station Playlist for Folks in Their 50s, 60s, and 70s
Let’s Take a Nap Together
Stand By Me, So I Can Hear You Better
Gimme Sweaters
Achy Breaky Heart Stent
It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s Prostate
With a Little Help From My Caregiver
Turn! Turn! Turn! Too Late, You Missed the Exit
Help Me, Rhonda, Get Me Out of My Chair
Give Me Just a Little More Time to Get Dressed
I Can’t Get No Server’s Attention
Pills, Pills, Pills
I Can See Clearly Now That I Got New Glasses
Don’t You Forget About Me, Your Wife
I Still Haven’t Found the Keys I’m Looking For
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me Before the Early Bird Dinner
Call Me Maybe Before 9 p.m.
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Save the Last Prune for Me
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Phil Witte is an author and cartoonist. His latest book is Funny Stuff: How Great Cartoonists Make Great Cartoons. His cartoons have appeared in dozens of publications in the U.S. and U.K., including The Wall Street Journal, Barron’s, Reader’s Digest, San Francisco Chronicle, and Private Eye, as well as in books, calendars, and greeting cards. His humor book, What You Don’t Know About Turning 50 and the sequel on turning 60 have sold over 175,000 copies to date. His articles have appeared in The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, San Francisco Examiner, and other publications.
