Forget about Trump! What about that little scoundrel, Billy Bush?
His comments and egging on of Trump was just the “tit of the ice-burg” (his words, not ours; something referring to Kim Kardashian’s mom, from what we understand).
Offered to help Bill Cosby whip up a batch of pre-date moonshine.
Thought it would be a funny prank to steal the condoms from Charlie Sheen’s night-stand.
Said to Chris Brown on many occasions, “You know, I wouldn’t let a woman talk to me like that.”
Convinced Subway Jared of the personal fulfillment brought about by working with young people.
Advised Lindsay Lohan, “Don’t waste your youth, live it up, have a good time! Your movie career and your audience will still be there for you when you get back.”
Gave all of his frequent flyer miles to Roman Polanski.
Mocked Anthony Weiner’s flip-phone in public, shaming the congressman into feeling that he had no choice but to purchase an iPhone.
Overcome with concern, phoned his pal Tom Brady to mention that his footballs “seemed a bit too full of air”, and that he was “afraid that they might pop suddenly and startle him”.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence