Trump’s Other Favorite Sputnik News Stories

Donald Trump recently began citing a Kremlin funded news website for his facts attacking Hillary Clinton. Below are a few other of Trumps favorite news stores from Sputnik News.

“Time-Traveling Olsen Twins Admit Responsibility for Holocaust, Zika Virus and Release of RoboRape Machines From ChromaSvink Galaxy’s 3381 Nullifier Event”

“Cookies N’ Cream Enemas Proven To Cure Gingivitis and Tennis Elbow, Top Scientists Report”

“Beautiful Women Naturally Attracted To Bloated, Idiotic, Physically Repulsive Sacks Of Shit, New Studies Show”

“ISIS Apologizes, Sheepishly Promises To Cut It Out”

“Top Cool Guys Agree, Putin Not A Funny Name; ‘That’s Right, It Isn’t’, Add Pretty American Ladies”

“Trump And Top Russian Scientists Combine Efforts To Prove President Obama Is Black”

“Lying Americans Insist ‘Walking Dead’ Not A Documentary; Argue That The Real Zombie Apocalypse Won’t Be As ‘Trite, Dull And Poorly Written'”

“Russian Citizens Celebrate Government Announcement of Forty-Five Minutes Of Internet Per Day”