Plaque Friday: A Comprehensive Guide To The Best Holiday Dental Bargains In Your Area
Dental Enthusiasts & Also Kenneth Inc
Half off full cleaning and whitening special, only mild groping and patient clothing removal for first time appointments.
Priddy And Sons Dental
2 crowns for the price of one, bonus X-ray rewards program benefits, only cursory groping and less than half a dozen unlawful photos taken by dentist and assistants.
Geo Sparkle Dental Hygiene Pavilion
Free tank of nitrous oxide for patients who sign NDA forms re unwanted sexual advances.
Gums Gums Gums
Complimentary gum buffing on your first visit, secondary gum glazing half priced with a one year membership in our Gum Club rewards program. If you catch us with a finger in your bottom, your procedure is half off!
Nothing More Than Fillings
Exotic fillings our specialty, many new varieties come with discounts and benefits. Due to recent changes in local area legislation, we can no longer use our smegma as filling material to satisfy our particular sexual kink; we will consider individual offers, however.
Teeth By Keith
Tastebud regenerative sessions half off for couples. We will protect your medical records, especially the close up pics of genitalia, with utmost respect and care.
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