Please Review the GOP-Approved Activities for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
The following represents all of the GOP-approved activities relating to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. In light of the recent dancing video, please take time to review this list.
Responding with a simple “Hello.” when spoken to
Making coffee
Bringing coffee
Giggling girlishly
Taking notes (shorthand)
Typing
Sending thank you/sympathy/get well cards
Teaching young girls to set a table
Setting a table
Organizing potlucks
Managing a home
Laundry
Preparing dinner while wearing a dress and heels
“Woman’s work”
Needlepoint
Sitting with ankles crossed
Avoiding mixed company
Repressing all sexual urges
Reading the Bible silently
Reading Atlas Shrugged silently
Abstaining from voting
Finding a suitable husband
Nodding agreeably
Listening attentively to men
Please familiarize yourselves with this list and report any unapproved behavior to Rep. Devin Nunes, Chair of the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Subduing Committee. Thank you, and good day.
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