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CARTOON: Final Stages Of White House Employment

Trump GOP carousel. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

The Art of the Memoir by Donald J. Trump

Chapter 3- Growing Up: My Dad was a Nazi, and if you’d asked me when I was a boy if that would help me relate to people, I’d have said “no.” But, as it turns out, “yes.”

What to Do When Your Screaming Autocrat Won’t Leave the White House

Offer a choice. This will make him feel like he has some say in the matter, even though he doesn’t. “On the way home, do you want us to keep counting the votes in Pennsylvania or stop counting them?”

CARTOONS: Wet Results

Rock the Moat. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: White House Gift Shop

Great new gifts in the White House shop! The are infectious! Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield and Scott Dooley.

CARTOON: Warp Drive

He went to Jared. Again. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Whine Time

Go have a snack and a nap. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: NATO Notice

Too subtle? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Drastic Measures

Unthinkable! Today's cartoon by David DeGrand and Rob Kutner.

CARTOON: Bolton Bolts

Let's get bombed. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Bracing

It's gonna really hit hard. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Type

Not a fan of real winners. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: I'm Melting!

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

White House Tour Excerpts

Probably the most offensive and glaring of the recent changes is the White House tour. Once a fascinating and enriching educational experience, the tour has become instead the ravings of a homeless madman who seemingly has wandered into the White House by accident

CARTOON: National State of Emergency

Frozen Putz. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Air Force * 1

One small change. Huge difference. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

Marine Corps General John Kelly Helps You Be A New and Better You in 2019

For your best 2019, call John Kelly now at the number below. I can’t make you the best you, but I think I can keep you from being the worst you, just by being around all the time.

CARTOON: Trump Decision Making

Here's some insight into Donald Trump's decision making process. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Please Review the GOP-Approved Activities for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

The following represents all of the GOP-approved activities relating to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. In light of the recent dancing video, please take time to review this list.

A Summary For My Class On My White House Internship

They tell me that, with how much they promote people, I could probably be running the EPA, HUD, or even state department by next summer.

CARTOON: U.S. Belabor Secretary

Everything is going amazingly well. So well. The best...Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

John Kelly’s Draft Letters of Resignation

Regardless, I will gladly see to the several outstanding issues under my watch before departing. To start, Sheila in Accounting has advised that there is no "hush money" designation in the system and indicated that one could not be created.

The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting

The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.

I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Marriage - by Anonymous

I married the President but I have vowed to thwart parts of our…

CARTOON: Guess Who?

Can it be a lot of people? Just one? Feels like it could be a lot. Today's cartoon by Ivan!

Does Jim Mattis Think You’re Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? and 11 Other TV Reality Shows a Post Presidency Trump Could Appear On

Who Wants to Be A Pretend Billionaire? We have a guess. Bob Woodward’s “Fear” Factor Anyone?

President Trump’s Labor Day BBQ Menu

Buffalo wings prepared with bald eagle rather then chicken Potato…

The White House Party Planning Committee Brainstorms For Cinco de Mayo

TED: Okay, listen up hombres. The White House Cinco de Mayo party…

CARTOON: Trump Tree Chopped

Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll

Egg roll? I thought we don’t allow Chinese people in the White…

Hope Hicks Updated LinkedIn Profile

Hope Hicks Former White House Communications Director, current…

The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth, and Other Entries from the Diary of Stephen Miller

January 29, 2018 Talk about a banner day for Stephen…

Daily Itinerary Of Hope Hicks

6 am - 11:18 am:  Busy work until the president arrives at the…

Best Names For A Trump White House Garage Band

Stable Genius and the Unindicted Co-Conspirators Obama…

More Surprising Revelations From Michael Wolff's Fire And Fury

Cover charge to get into the White House is waived if you arrive…

How the Trumps Botch Christmas

“It's Christmas at ground zero,
Now the missiles are on their…

List for the White House Handyman

We were able to obtain a copy of the list of requests and fixes…

White House Answering Machine

As you might imagine, the White House has been receiving thousands…

FOTO BOMB: Ivanka's New Clothing Line

Tripping Balls with the Founding Fathers

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Many observers of President Donald J. Trump…

Controversial Lines from the White House Correspondents' Dinner 1840-1950

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner (WHCD) has a history…

A Note From the Witch Who Stole Sean Spicer’s Cool

First of all, I feel compelled to preface this all by saying…

Most Hilarious White House Pranks!

President Gerald Ford, a master tightrope artist who performed…

Kellyanne Conway's Guide To White House Etiquette

When squatting on the Oval Office couch as if it were a piece…

Goodbye to the Cancer Moonshot

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.” ~…

CARTOON: Real Actual Clothes

White House Valentine's Day Cards

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Trump's New Rules

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… Meeting in…

Sean Spicer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Period.

I went to bed chewing thirty-five pieces of gum, and before…

Bowling Green Massacre and Our All-Time Favorite Kellyanne Conway Lies

So now Kellyanne Conway is referring to a "Bowling Green Massacre",…

President Seeking Agreeable White House Staffer

Thank you for coming in today. As you surely know, these White…

White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office

Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…

Trump's Other Changes To The White House Website

Trump wasn't in office for even a day when he made several notable…

President Trump's First News Conference

"We take you to Washington D.C. where President Trump is about…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…

Obama Sticky Notes

Sticky notes that President Obama has left around Washington…

FOTO BOMB: Barack Obama is...MOVING!

Obama is getting ready to move out of the White House. He…

President Trump White House Tour

A first-person account by one lucky reporter It is a pretty…