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Products Affected By China’s New Tariffs

Lizard-Innard Flavored Twizzlers


George Foreman’s At-Home Anal Bleaching Kit


I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter brand semen substitute


Doggie Treats (made from real dog! Nacho cheese and ranch flavored varieties only)




Workin’ Mirkin- The official pubic wig of the Chinese Peasants and Workers Democratic Party


Glade Ghost B Gone air freshener and spiritual house cleanser


Cap’n Crunch ChickenNoodlesBerry Supreme cereal


Honor Your Family By Eating Worms And Setting Yourself On Fire- game show home version