Quiz: Megachurch or Megamillions?
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This institution is designed to suck money from hapless victims with delusions of grandeur.
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People devote time every week to this, in order to find a better life, rather than by changing any other tangible aspect of their lives.
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People really think they are hopefully bettering themselves, but they are really bettering the organization that set up this structure to begin with.
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This institution inspires hope based on the promise of heaven where all your dreams come true.
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Millions upon millions of dollars are given to this establishment.
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This structure can become engorged with a fecal tumor and lose its ability to function*
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Millions of followers believe that putting time and energy into this establishment is the path towards greatness.
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This institution is in no way designed to pray on people’s insecurities and dissatisfaction with life.
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People can become addicted to following this practice.
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This brings out the best qualities in people, and the effects trickle down to their friends and family.
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Taxpayers willingly shell out their hard earned money to fund this establishment, which is donation based.
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Sometimes this practice is so appealing that people build their lives around maintaining their involvement in it.
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This becomes a habit that people will vehemently defend their acceptance of and involvement in.
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This establishment is makes millions of dollars off people’s faith in God to make their lives better.
*jk that is a Megacolon!
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