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Real, Genuine Reasons Donald J. Trump Is Refusing To Release His Tax Returns
Accidentally spilled a two liter of Big Red soda onto the form, and is embarrassed to ask for a new one.
Attempting to write-off his weekend at “Bill Cosby’s How To Pick Up Chicks” seminar.
Doesn’t want anyone to see that he dots his i’s with little hearts.
He’s looked everywhere, and he just can’t find them.
Trying to write off his organ-harvest clone-bodies as dependents.
Embarrassed that bulk of fortune is from selling Melania’s used underwear on Ebay.
He wrote some awesome cheat codes for Super Mario World in the margins, and doesn’t want to give them up.
As usual, he’s just being a dick.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
