Rejected Happy Hour Specialty Cocktails
Flint Still Doesn’t Have Clean Water -arita (@MattHarbert)
Dark and Stormy Daniels (@JakeEllenbogen)
Gin Jong Un (@colinob)
Just The Rocks
Consensual Sex On The Beach
Staten Island Iced T
Rum, Forrest, Rum
Bacardi B
The Cheapskate
White Power Russian
This is an Intervention
Harvey Weinbanger
#MeToo on the Beach
The Opioid Crisistini
The Milky Marg
The Pump and Dump
Gin and Platonic
Moscow Mueller
Work Relationship on the Rocks
Gimlet’s just be friends
Peeping Tom Collins
Tom Arnold Palmer
The Late 70s Manhattan
The ethnically ambiguous Russian
Tom Stalin’s
Whiskey Sour Milk
Flathead screwdriver
Two Girls One Cup
Tequila Mockingbird
White Russian Collusion
Irish Stereotype
You Know Weed Is Practically Legal Now, Right?-tini
Salty Dog, The Bounty Hunter
Lime Ricky Bobby
Old Fashioned Attitude Towards Racial Relations
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