Shot Girl Summer: Sartorial Pairings For Your Upcoming Vaccine Appointment

Captain Cape:

Try a sleeveless tux or tux dress with a cape behind it, keeping your back warm and your arms bare. Between the fluctuating weather and the direct accessibility to your upper arms, you’ll feel like a superhero in this season’s must have!

 

 

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Shoulder Pads + Cut Outs:

The status symbol of the vaccine season might be a 25 cent band-aid on the arm, but this dress will make you look and feel like a million bucks. Everything from the 80’s is cool again – reboots are all the rage, 80’s night reigns in Williamsburg bars, and fashion that was once ridiculed is now strutting down the runway on the reg. Get yourself this should-pad terrific number, and then cut out the upper arms so your badge of social honor is visible to all!

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Peacock To Your Fullest:

You originally bought this over-the-top number for a murder mystery dinner party. It ended up being too big to fit through your friend’s door, so you saved it as a potential Halloween 2020 costume. (We all know how that went!) Without an excuse to dress up in over a year, now is the time to go all out with your feathers on! Sashay along in this not-so-subtle announcement to the world that you’re ready for a new normal, and that new normal is super horny. Side effects promise you’ll be easily vaccinated and attract a mate!

 

 

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Ruffles On Ruffles:

After a year of sweatpants and no bras, this number allows you to continue doing one of those things! This fun number evokes spring, style, and Disney Princess vibes all at once. You’ll get the attention of other eligible and vaccinated singles with this romantic frock!

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Forgetting Something?:

There two things you don’t want to forget when attending your vaccine appointment – yourself and your vaccine card! You should remember to wear clothes, too! That’s why we recommend this get-up with it’s forward in both fashion and function – it cuts you in just the right way, doesn’t involve a hard waistline, and the pocket allows you to show off your vaccine card, ensuring you don’t forget it before your appointment!

 

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Get The Hint?:

So, you’re fully vaccinated (minus two weeks), and you’re looking to hook up. Nothing less subtle than an entirely clear suit! Wear your best lingerie underneath, or nothing at all. Even if you get kicked out of CVS or banned from the Javits Center for life, you’re sure to turn heads in this daring suit (and get some digits)!