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Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It
Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform.
Gave a genuine compliment to a woman he doesn’t consider to be physically attractive.
When addressing his lawn-care staff, said “Nice job, wetbacks.” rather than “Out of my way, wetbacks.”
Last time he had a decapitated stripper buried in the desert, he actually stopped by for a moment of silence.
Mothers of Christian-born infants whose bodies are drained of blood for his nightly bath, now compensated with a number of free drink coupons at his Las Vegas hotel.
Had a moment, a very brief moment, but it was there, so it counts, where he felt a twinge of guilt over putting his ego above the fate of the free world.
Had a change of heart, so now the young ladies kidnapped for his sex slavery ring might appear to be eight years old, but are actually thirteen.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
