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Spotlight On This Week’s New Comics!

Amazing Spider-Man #465

When his Spidey-sense goes crazy, warning him that Mary Jane has discovered his secret stash of Norwegian scrotum torture porn, Spidey decides to patrol the city for another hour or two before returning home.


Justice League #827

The other members of the league are suspicious when Batman claims to have  originally “rescued” Robin from Epstein Island.


Green Lantern #539

Green Lantern decides to use his power ring to create a female partner who won’t gripe for twenty minutes when one goddamned dirty dish is left on the kitchen counter.


Superman #942

Lex Luthor may have finally won the day when he plants even more cracks in the foundation of Superman’s crumbling marriage by contaminating the city’s Cialis factory with Kryptonite.




X-Men #642

When the Supreme Court makes plans to vote down Mutant Rights, Magneto decides to do some tampering with the metal in their pacemakers.


Batman #758

Commissioner Gordon uses the Bat-Signal to ask Batman if he can borrow the cowl and cape for his weekly sex night with Mrs. Gordon.