Zoom Shakespeare

Romeo and Juliet
Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Fie! My audio is still on.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Titania: My Oberon! What visions I have seen! Methought I was enamour’d of an ass.

Oberon: My queen, the wood has a bad connection. You are frozen again.


Hamlet: To be, or not to be, that is the question, Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer… Lo! Wherefore tis a man’s weapon on the screen?

As You Like It
Jacques: All the world’s a stage, And the men and women merely players… Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
Re-enter Orlando, with Adam

Orlando: Did thou intend to turn thyself into a potato?

Julius Caesar
Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March.

Caesar: What man is that? Thine camera is off and thine audio spotty.

Twelfth Night
Malvolio: In my stars I am above thee; but be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon’em–

Fabian: Thine background is the nak’d king, good sir.


Enter Macbeth, with bloody daggers
Macbeth: I have done the deed. Didst thou not hear a noise?

Lady Macbeth: I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry. Hush, let us type in the chat.

Richard III
Richard, Duke of Gloucester: Talk’st thou to me of “ifs”? Thou art a traitor. Off with his head!

Lord Hastings: Woe, woe for England, not a whit for me! O, next time we shall use House Party.