Surefire Pickup Lines to Use on That Special Trader Joe’s Employee

That Hawaiian shirt would look better in the back seat of my Prius.

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Are we Cheddar & Gruyere Mèlange Cheese? Because I think we’d go well together. Can I get a price check on dinner for two?

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You just rang my bell twice.

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Are your Jamaican Jerk-Style Plantain Chips in stock? Because you’re Jamaican me crazy.

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CASHIER: Did you find everything you were looking for?

YOU: I was looking for an angel… and I just found one.

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Are you a bag of Spicy Mochi Rice Nuggets? Because you’re making me sweat. That parking lot is insane. Is everyone just here to see you?

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Can you help me find the Chocolate Brooklyn Babka, the Thai Banana Fritters, and your phone  number?

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Are you the Organic Coconut Smoothie? Because you seem like you’d be good for me.

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Wet cleanup in aisle three! Because I’m drooling (attempt a high five here).

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Are you White Miso Paste? Because I don’t know what to do with you.

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Are you giving out free samples today?

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Have you read the latest Fearless Flyer? There’s a 30% discount…on dinner at my place.