An Influencer Reviews the Cardiologist

Keep in mind, this place is as exclusive as Soho House when it was cool, so forget about a walk-in. You’ll schedule with the office concierge, and it may take months to get off the waitlist. Don’t forget to have your GP vouch for you! They won’t let just anyone seek treatment.

CARTOON: Wacky Backy

Next goes the hair. Today's cartoon by Patrick Hickey.

CARTOON: Maturing Tastes

And a distaste for many other things. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Family Tree

A wood it kill you to call? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Magic Medical

But is THIS your card? Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Chimney Sweep

Hope you're wearing mittens! Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Pumpkin Pain

Been feeling a little scooped out? Today's cartoon by David Gomberg.

The Problem With American Medicine Is That It's Not Specialized Enough

It may seem that I have prospered greatly off the misfortunes of the left foot, but the truth is that my path to podiatrist fame and fortune was not always easy. When I first told my advisor I was planning to specialize in the left foot, she asked if I had been “taking those stupid improv classes again.” My father broke down in tears, which we later realized stemmed less from my announcement and more from a burst appendix.

Quiz: Pizza Cutter Wheel or Doctor’s Head Mirror?

The tool is a circular piece of reflective metal with a small hole in the center. The tool can be washed and sterilized for later usage in a standard dishwasher. No matter how many times you stick it in a DVD player, it won’t play. And more.


And all we see is crazy. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Some Blunt Feedback from Your Therapist’s Cat During Telehealth 2020

When you find yourself saying to Ryan, “I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before,” take a deep breath and understand that you have. You have mentioned that you have “a weird thing about vomit” as well as “a weird thing about not wanting to wake up in a panic one night beset by guilt, regret, envy, and vomit,” in addition to “a weird thing for redheads.” These are called, respectively: duh, okay, and ginger tabbies are the best category of every species.

CARTOON: Dreamboat

Looking for the full plagukage. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath.

Who Said It: An Actual Doctor, Star Trek’s Dr. McCoy, or Donald Trump?


Donald Trump's Medical Examination: Five Surprising Findings

Mr. Trump's fondness for the Golden Arches and other fast food chains is well known. What has not been widely reported, however, is that there is an entire, working McDonald's restaurant located deep within  the presidential intestines.

6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet in the Emergency Room

The Girl with a Pole Through Her Head: Seriously, how is this girl even still alive? But of course, her hair still manages to look flawless- Classic girl with a pole through her head!

CARTOON: Ganging Up

Multiple Professional Personalities. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

Dr. Kit Lively's Signs That You're At A Bad Dentist

They have you wear the dental x-ray apron for protection, as well as a condom. And more.

CARTOON: Snowballs

Just try to think about baseball. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Smart Dip

Thinking about a snack? Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

Relationship-Wrecked With Dr. Kit Lively

Dear Dr. Kit...How can you tell if your boyfriend is a serial killer? Are there obvious signs that I may be missing? I found a bloodied selection of what appear to be human teeth in a small pile in his workshop, and that's gotten me to thinking... there have been other things that I may be overlooking as well. What do you think?

CARTOON: Breakthroughs

Exciting Breakthroughs. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Most Interesting Things Overheard During Trump's Physical

"Sorry for the five-hour wait, Mr. President." "That's OK, Doctor.…