https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/diner-mars-feat.png 330 432 Robert Criss https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Robert Criss2023-10-05 20:34:142023-10-05 20:34:1424/7 Diners On Every Celestial Body
EARTH: OPEN 24/7, 365 DAYS A YEAR! MARS:OPEN 24.6/7.175, 373.1 DAYS A YEAR! JUPITER: OPEN 9.93/2.89, 150.28 DAYS A YEAR! And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/WH-cartoon-ufo-balls-feat.png 330 432 Sarah Morrissette https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Sarah Morrissette2023-09-15 18:26:082023-09-15 18:26:08CARTOON: Sphere Here
Complex Creatures. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.
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https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/WH-cartoon-template-pool-feat.png 330 432 John Reynolds https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png John Reynolds2023-01-12 16:11:302023-01-12 16:11:30CARTOON: Odd Odds
Too bad everyone else picked it too. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/HBOMAX-feat.png 330 432 Amy Currul https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Amy Currul2022-12-14 13:50:062023-01-02 14:58:25We At HBOMax Have Decided To Cancel Earth
We here at HBO Max are proud to be home to some of your previously favorite now cancelled programs such as Love Life, Minx, and the first season of Westworld. And like all of our cancelled programs, Earth will be wiped off of all platforms, anything where its existence could be recorded or remembered.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Ye-meeting-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2022-11-03 19:33:352023-01-01 14:55:32Transcript From The Recent Emergency Meeting Of The Multiversal Council Of Kanyes
Kanye Earth 27- I call to order this emergency meeting of the multiversal Council Of Kanyes. Very sorry about the last minute notice, but I'm sure that we can all agree that things are getting out of control quickly. Kanye Earth XND- Jesus Florglatz, what has he done now?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/seaturtle-feat.png 330 432 Alejandra Timmins https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Alejandra Timmins2022-04-22 09:40:282022-04-22 09:58:52A Sea Turtle With a Plastic Straw Stuck Up Its Nose Has Some Thoughts on Recycling
And when you’re not dumping your plastic straws into my goddamn living room, you’re playing spin the bottle with the global thermostat. I mean, what’s going on? One day it’s burning up the next day it’s snowing in Texas.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/earth-wink-feat.png 330 432 Emily Kling https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Kling2022-04-21 19:02:142022-04-21 19:02:14This Earth Day, Help Save The Planet By Purchasing Our ‘I Love The Earth’ Synthetic T-Shirt
This year, our tie-dye I Love The Earth t-shirt features a smiling earth with a playful wink. You’ll notice that this is very different from last year’s I Love The Earth tie-dye t-shirt, which showed a smiling earth with both eyes closed. Let everyone know you care about sustainability, without getting caught wearing last year’s style!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/WH-cartoon-ice-capsmelt-feat.png 330 432 Dan Misdea https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dan Misdea2022-04-01 12:10:192023-07-20 23:56:17CARTOON: Bald Spot
Maybe try a cold comb over? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.
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“Hmm so you recommend we take some action? We’ll consider it.” Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/spaceship-grunge-feat.png 330 432 Michael Leonetti https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Leonetti2021-01-27 22:43:002021-01-27 22:43:00The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, is Pleased to Announce that the Nostromo is No Longer Under Quarantine
I know that many of you have been severely worried about what has been happening in your home, the commercial starship Nostromo. With the recent and prolonged attack from the alien that popped out of Kane, we know there is a real sense of worry about becoming impregnated and/or mutilated by said alien. Which is why we are messaging you today to update you on the state of the Nostromo and relieve some of those misguided fears.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/end-begin-feat.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2019-12-31 16:44:012019-12-31 16:44:01CARTOON: OK Doomer!
OK Doomer. We are just getting started. Happy New Year! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/wh-cartoon-greta-feat.png 330 432 Ivan Ehlers https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ivan Ehlers2019-09-24 15:19:552019-09-24 15:25:39CARTOON: Climate Game Changer
A new hope. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/featured-moon.png 330 432 Jack Loftus https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jack Loftus2019-09-03 15:50:422019-09-03 15:50:42CARTOON: Moody Moon
Not feeling out of this world? Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/featured-image-template-climate.png 330 432 Mia Mercado https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Mia Mercado2019-04-08 17:17:102020-01-02 18:49:42Okay, Fine, I’ll Solve Climate Change
I suggest the following be recognized as valid, important, and, dare I say, brave forms of energy-saving and recycling: Retweeting your own tweets, Only saying “bless you” once when someone sneezes a bunch of times in a row Wearing the same sweatpants forever, Copying and pasting the sunglasses emoji in response to all text messages
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/meno.png 330 432 Brooke Knisley https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brooke Knisley2019-03-01 18:35:192019-03-01 20:21:42Emergency Press Conference: We Need to Stop Menopause Before It Destroys the Planet
But Earth’s menopause has proved to me it isn’t fake—or it’s a really good fake. One of the best fakes. We need to ask ourselves this important question: why is another woman trying to punish us? What is she trying to get out of doing?