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Top Ten Top Ten Numbers of 2022
Tough choices this year, so many deserving but only so many spots!
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10 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year
I will sign up for an advanced crochet class to keep my hands busy during Jason’s softball practice (which is every Tuesday and Thursday). I will go to the gym, but only the one where the local softball team, the Beavers, work out. I will not let my past failures to become Jason’s girlfriend define me. And more!
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What's IN & OUT For 2022
OUT Zombie apocalypse / IN Regular old boring apocalypse, and more!
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CARTOON: December 32nd
Alternate time facts. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.
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Top Ten Numbers 1 Through 10 of 2020
Who will be the number 1 number of 2020? We can't wait to find out! Eeeeeeeee!
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CARTOON: Clean Slate
For the gulls. Today's cartoons by Bob Eckstein.
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10 New Year’s Resolutions Written For You by Your Jewish Mother
Read a book once in a while. I swear – if Instagram didn’t have captions your generation would be illiterate.
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CARTOON: Decisions, Decisions
New Year, New You. Sigh, what the shell am I gonna wear today? Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.
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Fad Diets To Try In The New Year
The New Paleo Diet: Only eat food you can grab with your short T-Rex arms. Triceratops is recommended.
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s New Years Resolutions
You’ve got a lot to do in the new year, so let’s get this mirror pep talk started! It’s time for some New Year’s Resolutions!
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CARTOON: OK Doomer!
OK Doomer. We are just getting started. Happy New Year! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
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CARTOON: Focus Forward
Don't let looking back eat you up. Focus forward! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
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CARTOON: Baby New Year
The beginning of the end? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.