Originals

What’s IN & OUT For 2022

 

OUT
IN
Hacky
sack.
Russian roulette
Spray
tans
Spray tattoos
 
Marjorie
Taylor Greene
 
Severe jock itch
Devil
Worship
Casual friendship with
the Devil
Coffee-house
music 
Sticking a coat hanger
wire into your ear as far as it will go
FOX
News
Getting your news from a rabid
fox
Sex
toys
Toys where no sex is
required
The
Bible
Religion For Dummies
Afternoon
naps
Sleeping all day long
Do
It Yourself
Go Fuck Yourself
Uber
Drunken hitch-hiking
Dick
pics
Pics of anything else. Like, literally
anything.
Egg
salad sandwiches
Chicken salad sandwiches
Zombie
apocalypse
Regular old boring
apocalypse
Spin
the bottle
Spin the bong
Home
beer brewing
Turning the guest
bathroom into a meth lab
Hot
wax dripped on nipples
Jumper cables attached to
scrotum
Pillow
fights
Beating the MyPillow guy with a large stick
My
Little Pony
Slightly larger ponies