Good Jobs For Bad Cops

Bouncer at bingo parlors, Spray-Hose Operator at tanning salon, Motivational Speaker at skinhead rallies and more.

CARTOON: Snail's Pace

Never noticed huh? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: War Crime Prez

Much more accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Peaced Out

This ain't no dove glove. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

Greta Thunberg Responds to My Request That She Advocate For My 5 Most Pressing Concerns

This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be reading this. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you come to us young people for hope. How dare you! Stop eating the queso. If Chipotle charges that much extra for it – toss a slice of cheese in the microwave, or better, cook that cheddar over an open flame. 

Top Fantastical NFL Halloween Costumes

Unharmed NFL Spouse, Team Owner The Doesn't Harbor Secret Racist Feelings, Employed Protesting Quarterback and more.

I Will Protest Nike by Burning All of My Shoes

And starting this week, I am taking my protest to the streets! This is because my message is gaining ground, and also because my house burned down in a shoe-related fire.

The NFL All New National Anthem Policy

The NFL announced a new national anthem policy today:   Players…

5 Ways to Manage Your Yeast Infection While Protesting Outside Planned Parenthood

 Being a Christian is awfully hard these days. It’s even harder…

Employment Opportunities For The Recently Exposed Racist

Many of these marching white supremacist idiots have been exposed…

Notes from a Pepsi Ad Executive

“Pepsi Pulls Ad Accused of Trivializing Black Lives Matter”—New…

Women's March on Washington Pick-up lines

You smell slightly less awful then the other hippies. So,…