Good Jobs For Bad Cops

Using tear-gassing skills to work the smoke machines at dance clubs.

Bouncer at bingo parlors.

Spray-Hose Operator at tanning salon.

Star Wars Stormtrooper cosplayer.

Motivational Speaker at skinhead rallies.

Counter-Point Commentator on BET.

Chaperone for dances and other social gatherings at Retirement Homes.

Illegal-Hold Coordinator for the WWE.