Originals
Good Jobs For Bad Cops
Using tear-gassing skills to work the smoke machines at dance clubs.
Bouncer at bingo parlors.
Spray-Hose Operator at tanning salon.
Star Wars Stormtrooper cosplayer.
Motivational Speaker at skinhead rallies.
Counter-Point Commentator on BET.
Chaperone for dances and other social gatherings at Retirement Homes.
Illegal-Hold Coordinator for the WWE.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
