CARTOON: Bye Bye Boris

UK U OK? Today's cartoon by Brooke Bourgeois.

We Are Here To Inform You That Our Queen Cover Band Only Plays ‘Crazy Little Thing Called Love'

When you come to view us we hope that you will respect that for 80 mins you will only hear various versions of the 1979 hit, and we would appreciate it if you don’t yell out other song requests.

Prince Harry Joins Our Start Up

“VC” now also stands for Viscount. Employee “Google Bus” now stopping in Montecito. If Oprah boards, do not look her directly in the eye. We’re “on the way” to her favorite candle store, so she is, of course welcome to board, or as Harry put it, “What Oprah wants, Oprah gets!”

The Queen's New Titles for Harry and Meghan

Lord and Lady Quittersley, Mr. and Mrs. Filthy-Commoner, and more.

Prince Andrew Re-canned

Practicing being stabbed repeatedly in the event that he has to protect Prince Charles in a bar fight, Keeping an eye on Harry and Megan to ensure that they don't steal anything before they leave. And more.

CARTOON: Hater Hatter

Donald in Blunderland. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Rejected Names For The Royal Baby

Chunderly, Prince Princely Pooferpants, Brexie and more.

Other Times Meghan Markle Has Broken Royal Protocol

Meghan Markle has caused a stir by breaking royal protocol…

8 Eerie Similarities That Show How Close The Queen Of England And Lindsay Lohan Are To Being The Same Person

The Queen doesn’t need a passport to travel. Lindsay has had…