Visit the island and do a rain dance.
Ensure that paper towels being thrown at flood victims are generic brand only.
Ask which half of island population were Crips, and which half were Bloods.
Make sure that Care Packages contain at least on copy of catalogs featuring Ivanka designed clothing and shoes.
Offer to fund the building of a wall that could possibly protect them from further hurricanes.
Show up at Mayor’s office in a Presidential motorcade comprised entirely of low-riders.
Go to Puerto Rican restaurants near his home(s) and throw toilet paper to the diners.
Offer to have his big game hunter sons visit the island in order to take care of their stray dog problem.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence