Trump’s Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms

President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply “a club for people to have a good time”. If you think that’s a bit startling and off putting, then wait until you see these other examples of…

 

Trump’s Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms:

Vice President

Sort of like a wing-man who will take all of the ugly chicks off of your hands.

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White House

Kind of like a weekend cabin in the woods, but close to several Burger King and Wendy’s restaurants, so more tolerable.

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Civil Rights

Ummmm….. Pass. Can we come back to this one?

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Dictatorship

Gets a bad rap. Why won’t you people let me help you?

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Healthcare

A place where American citizens go when they’re ready to die.

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Bilateral

Not sure about this one? I don’t mind them, but most of the folks in my party think that they shouldn’t get married to each other.

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Cabinet

Something that you intentionally fill with horribly inappropriate people, just to amuse yourself. Kind of like one of those dog-parties that we used to have all of the time; you invite all of these ugly girls to the party, and it’s just funny.

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Voting

Something that makes the American public feel better about things, but doesn’t really matter, or have any real effect. Kind of like a placebo, or marriage.

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Civil Rights (attempt 2)

No…. nope, sorry. Pass.

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