https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/valentine-feat.png 330 432 Amy Greenlee https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Amy Greenlee2023-02-14 11:50:122023-02-14 11:50:12Valentine’s Day Messages, as Dictated by My Kindergartner, Prior to My Suggested Edits
Valentine’s Day Messages, as Dictated by My Kindergartner, Prior to My Suggested Edits
"Cameron. I hope you don't get sent to the cool down zone on Valentine's Day, because then you will miss the Valentine's Party." "Henry. You are so funny with your tiny little smile." And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/WH-cartoon-template-seesaw-feat.png 330 432 Frega DiPerri https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Frega DiPerri2023-02-03 01:34:242023-02-03 01:34:24CARTOON: Ups & Downs
CARTOON: Ups & Downs
BRB. Today's cartoon by Frega DiPerri.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/preschool-money-feat.png 330 432 Kate Chrisman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kate Chrisman2023-01-17 17:07:562023-01-17 17:12:01Honest Preschool Descriptions
Honest Preschool Descriptions
We charge to put you on a pretend wait list. Our vacation schedule will never overlap with the local elementary school - that’s a promise. Your kid will get lice.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/WH-cartoon-template-showtell-feat.png 330 432 Mr. Ollie https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Mr. Ollie2023-01-06 14:21:312023-01-06 14:21:31CARTOON: Show and Tell
CARTOON: Show and Tell
Also good for piggy back rides. Today's cartoon by Mr. Ollie.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/WH-cartoon-template-pornaments-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2022-12-23 15:47:392022-12-23 15:47:39CARTOON: Pornaments
Where's dad? Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/mommy-kissing-bunny-feat.png 330 432 Lee Blevins https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lee Blevins2022-12-22 16:17:182022-12-22 16:17:18I Saw Mommy Kissing the Easter Bunny (But So Did Santa Claus, Unfortunately)
I Saw Mommy Kissing the Easter Bunny (But So Did Santa Claus, Unfortunately)
You shouldn't judge my mother. She was a single mom working a full-time job and raising two small children. Of course, she found it difficult to date men who weren't put off or intimidated by the fact that she had kids. Perhaps it's only natural that she gravitated towards quasi-mythical holiday gift-bearing immortal figures like Santa Claus. He wasn't afraid of children, not in the least. We were the only reason he came around in the first place. That and the cookies.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/WH-cartoon-template-kidsover-feat.png 330 432 Drew Panckeri https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Drew Panckeri2022-12-07 12:52:012022-12-13 17:13:19CARTOON: Parents Plans
CARTOON: Parents Plans
See you in 15-20. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/uncle-jon-feat.png 330 432 Jonathan Zeller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jonathan Zeller2022-11-03 19:57:072023-01-01 14:12:12I Am Happy with My Choice to Remain Childless. Also, Call Me “Uncle Jon.” You Must Care for Me When I Am Old.
I Am Happy with My Choice to Remain Childless. Also, Call Me “Uncle Jon.” You Must Care for Me When I Am Old.
Your purpose isn’t to please your parents. It’s to find your own bliss, whether that comes from bar trivia, travel to destinations that allow you to bring your dog, or covering my rent once I’m too old to work but haven’t amassed a large enough 401(k) to last through retirement.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/WH-cartoon-template-buffet-feat.png 330 432 Tyson Cole https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tyson Cole2022-09-23 14:44:572022-10-05 23:30:41CARTOON: Feeding Time
CARTOON: Feeding Time
Don't forget the Tabasco! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/WH-cartoon-template-clown-feat.png 330 432 Tyson Cole https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tyson Cole2022-08-12 12:43:162022-08-12 12:43:16CARTOON: Bed Dread
CARTOON: Bed Dread
Clown frown? Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/teen-cat-faet.png 330 432 Elizabeth Simone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Elizabeth Simone2022-08-02 19:03:102023-01-01 14:28:40Quiz: Your Cat Or Your Teenager?
Quiz: Your Cat Or Your Teenager?
They are obsessed with primping, but seem to be allergic to showers and baths. They are perfectly content to be alone. But if you leave them alone for too long, they’ll almost certainly ruin some furniture. TEEN or CAT? Take the quiz!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WH-cartoon-template-ratecups-feat.png 330 432 Rachel Deutsch https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rachel Deutsch2022-07-21 17:12:022022-07-21 17:12:45CARTOON: My Four-Year-Old Rates Cups
CARTOON: My Four-Year-Old Rates Cups
This will effect your tip. Today's cartoon by Rachel Deutsch.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WH-cartoon-template-spyware-feat.png 330 432 Ivan Ehlers https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ivan Ehlers2022-07-13 20:22:422022-07-13 23:56:07CARTOON: Spyware
Though I will accept all cookies. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nards-pool-feat.png 330 432 Andy Spain https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Spain2022-07-07 20:45:242022-07-07 20:45:24The Best Thing About Taking My Young Kids to the Pool Is Having My Balls Repeatedly Crushed By Their Feet
The Best Thing About Taking My Young Kids to the Pool Is Having My Balls Repeatedly Crushed By Their Feet
Ah, summer. The lazy days, the warm breezes, the crushed testicles. There’s nothing quite like unwinding after a long day in a swimming pool with that mellow, full body tingle you can only get from having your gonads savagely wrecked by a careless child’s flailing legs.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/genz-x-feat.png 330 432 Lou Watson https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lou Watson2022-06-22 19:29:222022-06-22 19:29:2210 Things I (A Gen X Parent) Have Learned From My Gen Z Kids — In Haiku
10 Things I (A Gen X Parent) Have Learned From My Gen Z Kids — In Haiku
Asking if a friend/ Is online or in real life/ Invalidates them
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/WH-cartoon-template-superfood-feat.png 330 432 Susanna Goldfinger https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Susanna Goldfinger2022-06-03 16:51:272022-06-03 16:51:27CARTOON: Mighty Meals
CARTOON: Mighty Meals
Always one in the bunch. Today's cartoon by Susanna Goldfinger.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/bus-feat.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2022-05-03 18:20:382023-01-01 14:39:57Seat Guru for Kids
Seat Guru for Kids
Submitted by Allison Haight: Row 18 is full of ancient graffiti. Fascinating reading and you can really learn a lot about the old days. They were very politically active. There is a “Foreigner Rules” scribbled on the seat. I spotted an anti-France message, “Bon Jovi Sucks.” And on the top left corner it says, “DEF LEPPARD,” written by some animal activist.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/featured-litterbox.png 330 432 Nathan Cooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Nathan Cooper2022-04-08 12:23:002022-04-08 12:23:00CARTOON: Boxed Out
CARTOON: Boxed Out
Clumps like castles! Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/featured-preschool.png 330 432 Kate Chrisman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kate Chrisman2022-04-05 13:02:112022-04-05 13:02:11We’ve Updated Our Preschool’s Curriculum to Help Your Toddler Survive the Coming Climate Apocalypse
We’ve Updated Our Preschool’s Curriculum to Help Your Toddler Survive the Coming Climate Apocalypse
Connect with Nature: I try to strike a balance between giving your children hope and crushing their cute little souls with the reality of climate change, so in response to the cries of “I’m hungry!” and “I’ll even eat my vegetables,” I’ve started a small garden. Max loves digging his hands in the contaminated soil but he broke down in tears when he realized those seeds have zero chance of becoming edible food.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/featured-piano-1.png 330 432 Robert Criss https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Robert Criss2022-03-29 14:50:422022-03-29 14:50:42I’m A 9 Year Old Piano Prodigy And Pay No Mind To The Scars All Over My Body
I’m A 9 Year Old Piano Prodigy And Pay No Mind To The Scars All Over My Body
I want to thank all of you for making it here tonight. I’m glad you were all able to dodge the falling pianos that I've heard so much about, raining all over innocent people when they go outside for too long or forget to study their sheet music.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/featured-cavetv.png 330 432 John Reynolds https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png John Reynolds2022-03-11 15:27:252022-03-11 15:27:25CARTOON: CaveTV
Early parental warnings. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/gumball-feat.png 330 432 Lynn Hsu https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lynn Hsu2022-02-25 14:15:062022-02-28 10:56:51CARTOON: GumBalled
Waste not, want not. Today's cartoon Lynn Hsu.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/baby-info-feat.png 330 432 Adam Dietz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Adam Dietz2022-02-16 15:18:152023-01-01 14:49:029 Interesting Facts About Babies For People Thinking About Having One
9 Interesting Facts About Babies For People Thinking About Having One
A personal frustration, but when my baby was born I was shocked to learn that he hadn’t seen any of the Rocky movies. I remember once when I was burping him in a crowded park and someone’s phone rang with “Eye of the Tiger” as the ringtone and I said to my baby “Rocky III, nice!” And I could tell based on his wide-eyes and lack of response that the little guy had no idea what I was talking about.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/cpcp-sex-feat.png 330 432 K.E. Flann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png K.E. Flann2022-02-15 17:17:542023-01-01 14:49:30What You Saw Last Night Was a Natural Expression of Love Between Two People With CPAP Machines
What You Saw Last Night Was a Natural Expression of Love Between Two People With CPAP Machines
Sometimes, couples who share a diagnosis of obstructive sleep apnea discover that they also share an interest in experimentation with forcing pressurized air through hose delivery systems, thus accidentally revolutionizing their sex lives. We hope that one day you find someone you love this much, and when you do, you can entrust them with your heated tubing.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/playground-feat.png 330 432 Kate Chrisman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kate Chrisman2022-02-08 14:10:232022-02-08 14:10:23You're Leaving The Playground All Wrong
You're Leaving The Playground All Wrong
Wait, why is your toddler yelling that you’re a stranger who’s trying to lure her out of the playground with candy? Did you hear that - your daughter used the word “lure.” She has a GREAT vocabulary. Oh, right, not really the point. Take her hand and start walking out of the playground. No, she shouldn’t be screaming like that. Oh wow, that’s a lot of cop cars.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/dads-resolutions-feat.png 330 432 Shannon Carpenter https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Shannon Carpenter2022-02-02 17:59:352022-02-02 17:59:35Updates on Your Dad’s New Year’s Resolutions
Updates on Your Dad’s New Year’s Resolutions
I'm already so much better looking than all of my friends, do I really want to be in better shape, too? I tried flossing every day, but you said I was embarrassing you in front of your friends. And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/santa-return-feat.png 330 432 Peter Kuper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Peter Kuper2021-12-24 02:38:062021-12-24 02:38:06CARTOON: Knee Slap
CARTOON: Knee Slap
Greedy needy. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/book-kid-feat.png 330 432 Jack Stebbins https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jack Stebbins2021-12-01 22:42:042021-12-01 22:42:04Children’s Book Ideas For Bored, Out-Of-Touch Celebrities
Children’s Book Ideas For Bored, Out-Of-Touch Celebrities
Little House on the Canaries, Martha Speaks to the Manager, The Very Hungry IRS, and more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/cyber-monday-feat.png 330 432 Tyson Cole https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tyson Cole2021-11-29 16:47:482021-11-29 16:47:48CARTOON: Cyber Monday
CARTOON: Cyber Monday
Shocking excitement! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.
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The Forbes 10 Under 10
If you’ve driven around the greater Houston area over the past few months, undoubtedly you’ve noticed that there’s a new playboy in the midst. Donning sunglasses with blue flames and traveling at speeds upwards of 5 MPH, Matthew “Matty” James has quickly become one of the most influential four year olds in town.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/carnival-feat.png 330 432 Robert Criss https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Robert Criss2021-11-16 21:42:412021-11-16 21:42:41No, I Don’t Have A Gambling Problem And Here’s My Bank Statement From My Family Trip To The Carnival To Prove It
No, I Don’t Have A Gambling Problem And Here’s My Bank Statement From My Family Trip To The Carnival To Prove It
Milk bottle game: –$3 Milk bottle game: –$3 Milk bottle game: –$3 Attempt to pay off the carnival game worker: –$25
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/deworm-feat.png 330 432 Dalton Vaughn https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dalton Vaughn2021-10-28 17:32:412021-10-28 17:32:41CARTOON: Good Grief
CARTOON: Good Grief
Was it fun-sized? Today's cartoon by Dalton Vaughn.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/trick-or-treat-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2021-10-22 18:15:322021-10-22 18:17:09Your Guide To Being A Spookily Great HalloWingman: Tips On Helping Your Buddy Get The Most, Best Candy While Trick Or Treating
Your Guide To Being A Spookily Great HalloWingman: Tips On Helping Your Buddy Get The Most, Best Candy While Trick Or Treating
It's a mistake to appear too eager! Have your friend play it cool and hang back from the crowd a bit. The person handing out treats will be intrigued by the indifference, and your friend may end up with a couple of extra fun-size Twix bars in his bag.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/MAGIC-FEAT.png 330 432 Andy Spain https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Spain2021-10-19 20:21:302021-10-19 22:09:48How to Trick the Unvaccinated into Getting the COVID Vaccine, According to Six Children's Party Magicians
How to Trick the Unvaccinated into Getting the COVID Vaccine, According to Six Children's Party Magicians
Follow your nose down the trail of Axe Body Spray and boom, that’s your mark. Lead him to your magic disappearing box and have him confirm the box is solid with no secret escape panel. The purple smoke that billows out as he climbs in is actually a general anaesthetic. Spin the box around three times and open it to show he’s gone. He’ll wake up in a clinic waiting room with a 3pm vaccination appointment. Voilà!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/batdad-feat.png 330 432 Tom Chitty https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tom Chitty2021-09-21 18:57:472021-09-24 17:40:05CARTOON: BatDad
That bulb is gonna need changing soon. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/tramp-feat.png 330 432 Josh Lorenzo https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Josh Lorenzo2021-09-17 18:55:172021-09-17 18:55:17How To Install An Outdoor Trampoline Basketball Hoop (Or Anything Else Requiring Assembly)
How To Install An Outdoor Trampoline Basketball Hoop (Or Anything Else Requiring Assembly)
Step #1 - Read the instructions. Step #2 - Ask yourself why, in America, the instructions appear to be written in an Anglo-Frisian dialect from the 7th century AD. Step #3 - Look at the illustrations. Those have to be more helpful than the Old English of Step #2.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/staycation-feat.png 330 432 Dan Misdea https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dan Misdea2021-09-08 20:12:002021-09-08 20:12:00CARTOON: School Speech
CARTOON: School Speech
My trip from an untied shoelace in the hallway. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.
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Ms. Bauer’s 5th Grade School Supply List (and Coping Mechanism) for 2021–2022
72 No. 2 Pencils (latex-free): These MUST be pre-sharpened. We’ve lost so much instruction time since March 2020 that we simply cannot waste precious minutes of the school day using the pencil sharpener. (Your kids will probably bring most of these home at the end of the year, unused.)
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/toys4eva-feat.png 330 432 Jeremy Hooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jeremy Hooper2021-08-17 22:22:122021-08-17 22:26:19I Didn’t Grow Up. I’m Still a Toys R Us Kid. I Should’ve Thought This Through.
I Didn’t Grow Up. I’m Still a Toys R Us Kid. I Should’ve Thought This Through.
I might’ve grown into a Spencer’s Gifts tween, pretending to look at Simpsons posters while covertly peeping fuzzy handcuffs and naughty dice. I could’ve become a Gadzooks teen, shoplifting ironic ringer tees I only sorta understood. I could’ve aged into an HomeGoods adult, embracing the simple thrills of decorative farfalle housed in seafoam green canisters. Instead, I’m cursed to live in a label-scarred building that’s only seasonally used as a Spirit Halloween.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/whoomp-feat.png 330 432 K.E. Flann https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png K.E. Flann2021-08-11 20:18:542021-08-11 20:20:44An Open Letter of Apology to My Future Self For Introducing Our Toddler to “Whoomp, There It Is” by Tag Team
An Open Letter of Apology to My Future Self For Introducing Our Toddler to “Whoomp, There It Is” by Tag Team
It won’t seem that bad the first dozen times you have Tag Team in full effect, kicking the flow with DC The Brain Supreme, and his man Steve Roll’n. We’re party people, right? We like to jump, jump rejoice, just like anyone else does. You might even think you imagined the potential harm that my decision could cause. But if I let you believe that, I’d be gaslighting you. The party is over here and it’s over there.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/baseball-feat.png 330 432 Adam Dietz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Adam Dietz2021-07-20 19:14:432021-07-20 19:14:43Power Rankings of My Son’s Little League Baseball Roster
Power Rankings of My Son’s Little League Baseball Roster
Atop the list for the sixth consecutive week is Niko Cherry. Nicknamed “Cherry Bomb” for his ability to blast the ball (almost) to the outfield, Niko is the oldest kid on the team and it shows. With broad shoulders and early signs of a mustache on his upper lip, he’s been feasting on both pitchers and hitters this season. If he continues his torrid pace, league officials may just have to take another look at that birth certificate.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/yell-feat.png 330 432 Tyson Cole https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tyson Cole2021-07-13 22:04:112021-07-13 22:04:11CARTOON: Outside
Fresh air and threats. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/koolaid-feat.png 330 432 Lars Kenseth https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lars Kenseth2021-06-10 18:23:072021-06-10 18:23:07CARTOON: Feeling Shattered
CARTOON: Feeling Shattered
That's gonna stain. Today's cartoon by Lars Kenseth.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/rating-feat.png 330 432 Tom Longano https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tom Longano2021-05-20 19:43:322022-01-02 14:13:23An Honest and Thoughtful Online Review of Timmy’s Sleepover
An Honest and Thoughtful Online Review of Timmy’s Sleepover
[EDIT- Timmy’s parents insisted I remove this last sentence, calling it slander, but in the hall I also heard them talking about that “weird little grumpy kid” who was staying over, and “why was Timmy even friends with him?”, so I have little sympathy for arguments citing slander.]
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/mom-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2021-05-07 21:46:272021-05-07 21:46:27Last Minute Mothers' Day Gift Ideas
Last Minute Mothers' Day Gift Ideas
Tapioca Rocca- Our catchy nickname for the hottest gift this Mothers' Day, a miniature sculpture of Al Roker made entire of tapioca pudding! And while it is indeed the hottest gift of this season, don't actually get it hot, or even warm. The smell is just horrible.
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Dudley Do AltRight, Paw Patrol Lives Matter, Inspect Her Gadget. and more #ConservativeKidsCartoons on this week's trending joke game!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/ramona-feat.png 330 432 Jeremy Hooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jeremy Hooper2021-04-01 21:41:362022-01-02 14:04:12Ramona Quimby, Age 48
Ramona Quimby, Age 48
“What does she mean ‘don’t be late?’” grumbled Ramona. Just because her older sister is in her fifties, Beezus thinks she’s so special. She’s always bragging about all the hormone replacement she gets to do, as if it’s some big deal or something. “I get hot flashes too,” Ramona groused.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/wagon-feat.png 330 432 Jessica Delfino https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jessica Delfino2021-03-26 21:44:102021-03-26 21:44:10Travel The Safe Way This Spring Break: In A Covered Wagon
Travel The Safe Way This Spring Break: In A Covered Wagon
Experience America the way the early Americans did: in a covered wagon, a.k.a. the Conestoga wagon a.k.a. the prairie schooner! Our covered wagon partners will cart you and your family wherever the heck you’d all like to go. Just bear in mind, covered wagons have way worse heat than your old 1982 Toyota Corolla wagon, and we won’t be held responsible for frostbite. No smoking or open fires allowed in wagons.
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Children’s Books in the Time of COVID
Charlotte’s Web of Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories, How to Train Your Dragon to Eat Anti-Maskers, The Very Hungry Caterpillar Has Been Less Interested in Eating Since Losing His Sense of Smell, and more.
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NEWS BRIEF: Grandpa Zoom
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
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Fun Tips To Shaving Your Dad's Back
Needing to earn a bit of extra money on the side? Scoop up the latest batch of your dad's back-hair trimmings and sell to your stepmother for use in her collection of ex-husband voodoo dolls.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/halloween-mask-feat.png 330 432 Dalton Vaughn https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dalton Vaughn2020-10-29 05:19:522020-11-02 22:36:12CARTOON: Halloween Masks
CARTOON: Halloween Masks
Be super, mask up. Today's cartoon by Dalton Vaughn.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/hoa-feat.png 330 432 Gary M. Almeter https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Gary M. Almeter2020-10-26 17:49:292020-10-26 17:49:29New Community Association Guidelines For This Year’s Halloween Festivities
New Community Association Guidelines For This Year’s Halloween Festivities
Our smarter, more engineerically inclined neighbors are constructing hydraulic candy launchers and gravity-inspired candy chutes. That’s fine I guess. I’m not one to argue with a smart person. We do however, discourage haphazardly throwing candy at trick-or-treaters. Candy corn can sting! The CDC method is probably best. We do however, encourage you to throw candy at Marliese and Trent.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/octopus-feat.png 330 432 Emily Flake https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Flake2020-10-19 23:33:182020-10-19 23:42:38Why Don’t You Call her What She Is – Your Octopus *Whore*
Why Don’t You Call her What She Is – Your Octopus *Whore*
What has she got that I haven’t got, Craig? Besides eight mesmerizing tentacles, the ability to change color and texture, and a disinclination to speak? I’ll dye my hair any color you want, but I’m sorry, buddy – I’ve only got the two arms, and neither of them are covered in little suction cups.
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NEWS BRIEFS: Home-schooling
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/crowd-feat.png 330 432 Ramsey Daniels https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ramsey Daniels2020-10-13 22:16:552020-10-13 22:16:55I’m the Guy who Makes the Fake Crowd Noise at Baseball Games, and Yes, I Have Been Secretly Inserting Rupi Kaur Poems
I’m the Guy who Makes the Fake Crowd Noise at Baseball Games, and Yes, I Have Been Secretly Inserting Rupi Kaur Poems
“Dad,” you say. “It’s poetry!” “NO,” he yells. “It’s BASEBALL. We should have never sent you to [liberal arts college]!!” Of course, you were both right. Which is why I’m coming clean...
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NEWS BRIEFS: Technology
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/amazon-school-feat2.png 330 432 Bobbie Armstrong https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bobbie Armstrong2020-09-24 17:30:492020-12-31 18:00:59Your Child’s First Day at Bezos Academy
Your Child’s First Day at Bezos Academy
We believe in the importance of letting your child develop their mind and spirit through the wonders of the great outdoors. Your child will be able to romp through our vast warehouses, venture through stacked metal crates, and crawl through ventilation to kill the rats that evaded the grasp of industrial-strength poison.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/zombies-feat.png 330 432 Jill Morgenstern https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jill Morgenstern2020-09-22 22:10:152020-09-22 22:10:15Tips for Fleeing a Zombie Apocalypse or Leaving the House with a Toddler
Tips for Fleeing a Zombie Apocalypse or Leaving the House with a Toddler
For either a zombie apocalypse or an errand involving a toddler, pack enough provisions for three times the anticipated length of your trip. Water bottles and cereal bars are recommended for both. Canned luncheon meat is highly desirable for fleeing zombies, but can get mixed reactions from toddlers.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/homeschool-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2020-09-15 23:49:502020-09-15 23:57:59Back To Home School Supply List
Back To Home School Supply List
Mouse Pad (if unavailable, back issue of Entertainment Weekly from the bathroom will do). Beer Koozie (for the days when Dad is helping out). Pencil Box, with extra compartment used to hold Mommy's Xanax. And more!
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NEWS BRIEF: Dog Parents
Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/rent-feat.png 330 432 Drew Panckeri https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Drew Panckeri2020-08-04 21:40:072020-08-04 21:40:07CARTOON: Rent Vent
CARTOON: Rent Vent
Look out for the eviction fairy. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/book-trig-feat.png 330 432 Clare Blackwood https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Clare Blackwood2020-07-23 05:08:322020-07-23 05:08:32Beloved Children’s Classics That Will Trigger Your Crippling Anxiety
Beloved Children’s Classics That Will Trigger Your Crippling Anxiety
Goodnight Moon- You will never say goodnight to anything, thanks to your insomnia.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/cartoon-fire-feat.png 330 432 Joe Wos https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Joe Wos2020-07-22 16:38:322020-07-22 16:38:32CARTOON: Back To School
CARTOON: Back To School
Melting young minds. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/dad-affirm-feat.png 330 432 Catherine Weingarten https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Catherine Weingarten2020-06-18 22:41:372020-06-18 22:41:37Affirmations Written By Your Dad
Affirmations Written By Your Dad
You create value in other people’s lives and debt in mine. You are the architect of your own life, but not a real architect like your brother. Did he tell you about his promotion? And more.
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Anti-Vaxxer Logic Applied to Your Middle School Years
Remember that time you tried to talk to Angie Driscoll when she was drinking from the water fountain and she choked because you startled her and her friends whisked her away and you just stood there staring at your pants? That’s why your parents got divorced.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/oh-feat.png 330 432 Annemarie Cullen https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Annemarie Cullen2020-02-28 22:07:122020-02-28 22:07:12OH! THE PLACES YOU’LL GO! As a Single Woman on Group Trips
OH! THE PLACES YOU’LL GO! As a Single Woman on Group Trips
You’ll look at the mountains. Look ‘em over with care! / Because on our ski trip, you’ll stay in that lair./ With your body so small and your person so single, / you won’t mind if the bobcats come in to commingle./
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/toddler-feat.png 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2020-01-28 22:12:062020-01-28 22:12:06A Toddler’s Etiquette Tips For Extricating Oneself From Boring Small Talk at a Party
A Toddler’s Etiquette Tips For Extricating Oneself From Boring Small Talk at a Party
Hand them a piece of clay that looks too much like poop and whisper, “I made this for you,” then disappear while they try to decipher it.
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Letters To Santa
When Santa writes back it's not always cheery.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/pizza-feat.png 330 432 Lauren Schwein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lauren Schwein2019-12-12 23:21:492019-12-12 23:21:49Just Like Camping! Dad’s New Apartment Only Has Plastic Silverware
Just Like Camping! Dad’s New Apartment Only Has Plastic Silverware
When Dad’s out of Lean Cuisines he lets us order pizza for dinner. And sometimes when we come over after soccer practice we get pizza for lunch. And also we have cold pizza for breakfast. And one time pizza rolls. I love my Dad so much. And pizza.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/playdate-feat.png 330 432 Mat Barton and Adam Cooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Mat Barton and Adam Cooper2019-10-17 14:31:032019-10-17 14:31:03CARTOON: Kinder
Feeling set up? Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/teenV.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2019-10-15 23:00:342019-10-15 23:00:34When Advertisers Set Their Sites On Beloved Children's Literature Classics
When Advertisers Set Their Sites On Beloved Children's Literature Classics
Love You Forever 21, Oil Of Olay Wrinkle Cream In Time, and more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/concept-feat.png 330 432 Georgia Shenk https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Georgia Shenk2019-09-17 20:34:302020-01-02 17:32:58We’re Ditching The Gender Reveal. You’re Cordially Invited To Our Conception Reception
We’re Ditching The Gender Reveal. You’re Cordially Invited To Our Conception Reception
What’s a conception reception? Think Burning Man meets Midsommar. For the next seven days, we’ll be celebrating the ovulation happening in Sarah’s tubes and you’ll have a front row ticket to the show.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/games-risk.png 330 432 Chaco https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Chaco2019-09-12 18:55:202019-09-12 18:55:20New Rules for Classic Games
New Rules for Classic Games
Sorry: In this reboot of the classic board game winning involves finding a way to not say sorry or even accept responsibility for anything you’ve done. Bonus points are awarded if you can find a way to work the phrase “Sorry, not sorry” into an appearance on a mainstream news panel.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/deathrow-feat.png 330 432 Paul Lander https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Paul Lander2019-09-06 19:30:162019-09-06 19:30:16Quiz: Death Row Or Hasbro?
Quiz: Death Row Or Hasbro?
Hasbro buys Death Row Records, do you know which is which? Ready, set, go...
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/mother-fat.png 330 432 Alissa King Peters https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Alissa King Peters2019-09-05 20:52:352020-01-02 17:31:22How To Be a Perfect Mother (In Seven Easy Steps)
How To Be a Perfect Mother (In Seven Easy Steps)
The T-section is a popular new alternative to a C-section that allows mothers to still retain their Perfect Mother status by not having a C-section. It is an emergency procedure that allows the baby to be pulled out of your trachea as opposed to your abdomen.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Woodstock-1-feat.png 330 432 Brandon Hicks https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brandon Hicks2019-08-13 17:27:592019-08-13 17:27:59Other Ways to Celebrate Woodstock 50
Other Ways to Celebrate Woodstock 50
Go back and listen to the music that made Woodstock, perhaps for the first time while sober.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/young-mother-with-her-little-daughter-beach-by-ocean_1303-15519.png 330 432 Liz Alterman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Liz Alterman2019-08-09 15:20:262019-08-09 15:20:26Moms at the Beginning of Summer Vs. Moms at the End of Summer
Moms at the Beginning of Summer Vs. Moms at the End of Summer
June: “Oh, no, you might have swimmer’s ear. Get in the car, we’ll go straight to urgent care!” August: “Use your other ear.”
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Summer Camps for the Modern Child
Camp Anti-Vaxxer, Camp Smash the Patriarchy, Camp Climate Change Survival and more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/featured-WH-bee-toon-1.png 330 432 Bob Eckstein https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Bob Eckstein2019-05-31 19:02:092019-05-31 19:02:09CARTOON: Spelling Bee Spell
CARTOON: Spelling Bee Spell
Can you use it in a sentence? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/featured-WH-robot-kid.png 330 432 Rob Walker https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rob Walker2019-05-21 20:40:162019-05-21 20:48:08(Brian) Asimov's 6 Laws of Robotics
(Brian) Asimov's 6 Laws of Robotics
A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except for Kevin Olmsted. Kevin's vocal commands are grating to the human ear and shall never be entered into robotic software.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/close-up-person-s-feet-lying-bed_23-2147911849-4.png 330 432 Dan Caprera https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dan Caprera2019-05-17 03:57:202020-01-02 18:30:04Back In My Day, Kids Didn’t Watch TV... No, They Played Outdoors Because They Heard A Rumor That A Dead Body Was Out By The Quarry
Back In My Day, Kids Didn’t Watch TV... No, They Played Outdoors Because They Heard A Rumor That A Dead Body Was Out By The Quarry
See, back in my day, letting children search for a dead quarry-body was (in many ways) the best education our small town had to offer. Not only did dead-body-searching teach kids crucial, all-important skills like hard work, perseverance, and how to poke a drifter with a stick.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/WH-featured-balloons-kids.png 330 432 Mike Shiell https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Mike Shiell2019-05-03 15:58:202019-05-03 15:58:20CARTOON: Hold On Tight!
CARTOON: Hold On Tight!
Don't get carried away! Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.
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Valentine's From Your Mom's New Boyfriend
You're a HOOT...by the way OWL be moving my Bowflex into your playroom.
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Adorably Insightful Conversations I’ve Had With My 5-Year-Old That I’ve Shared on Facebook and are Definitely Real
5-year-old: I’m going to live with you and Mommy even when I’m a grown-up! Me: Aww, that’s so sweet. 5-year-old: Well, it’s more that with the trends in real estate prices and the relative stagnation of wage growth, more and more young adults are being squeezed out of the housing and rental market.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/featured-indicted-book.png 330 432 Erik Sternberger https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Erik Sternberger2019-01-25 18:18:172019-01-25 18:18:17CARTOON: NEW KIDS BOOK! 'All My Friends Are Indicted' by Donald J. Trump
CARTOON: NEW KIDS BOOK! 'All My Friends Are Indicted' by Donald J. Trump
If you are a fan of the bestselling "All My Friends Are Dead" series of books then you'll want to pick up this new book hot off the presses!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/featured-image-template-23andmany.png 330 432 Scott Nickel https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Scott Nickel2018-12-13 18:31:012018-12-14 00:31:44CARTOON: 23andMany
That's a lot of mommy's kissing Santa. Today's cartoon by Scott Nickel.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/featured-image-template-MrT-cups.png 330 432 Paul Lander https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Paul Lander2018-11-30 16:35:362018-11-30 16:35:36Mister T Cups and Other 9 Rejected Theme Park Rides
Mister T Cups and Other 9 Rejected Theme Park Rides
Splash Mountain of Debt, The Tunnel of Courtney Love, Thunder Thighs Mountain and more.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/featured-image-template-alborland.png 330 432 Andrew Knott https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andrew Knott2018-10-17 17:57:342018-10-17 18:55:52Haunted Houses for Dads
Haunted Houses for Dads
This haunted house is filled with socks. I can handle this, you think, I love socks! You sift through the piles and a vague feeling of dread envelops you as you realize there are no white crew socks anywhere. Only ankle socks and no-shows. All garishly colored. You look down at your feet and your white crew socks are gone. Replaced with ridiculous-looking, no-show socks that are…blue? What the hell? You grab a hideous sock from the pile that is threatening to engulf you and stuff it in your mouth to quell the screaming.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/featured-image-template-rose.jpg 330 432 Patricia Grant https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Patricia Grant2018-08-26 19:00:212018-08-27 12:08:31A Back to School Message from Your Child’s Teacher, Mr. Axl Rose
A Back to School Message from Your Child’s Teacher, Mr. Axl Rose
Welcome to the Jungle Gym, aka Room 16. My name is Mr. Axl Rose,…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/WH-art-pig.jpg 330 432 Andrew Knott https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andrew Knott2018-07-20 02:12:272018-07-20 02:16:00Fun Indoor Games to Play with Your Children While the Earth is Melting
Fun Indoor Games to Play with Your Children While the Earth is Melting
This May was the hottest May in recorded history for the entire…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/featured-image-template-smores.jpg 330 432 Brian Boone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brian Boone2018-07-13 15:16:222018-07-13 15:16:22Regional Variations on S’mores
Regional Variations on S’mores
There’s no snack more quintessentially summery than s’mores.…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/featured-image-template-clown.jpg 330 432 Brian Boone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brian Boone2018-07-05 14:37:482018-07-05 14:37:48The Tri-State Area’s Lowest-Rated Birthday Party Clowns
The Tri-State Area’s Lowest-Rated Birthday Party Clowns
The Clown That Ran Over Your Dog While He Was Parking, and Diabeeto: The Clown That Needs to Give Himself a Shot Real Quick. Smile!
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Rough Start to Summer: A Lifeguard Has Ordered the Ocean Drained After a Whale Pooped In It
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Plus, it's gross.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-insta-baby-1.jpg 330 432 Ben Hargrave https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ben Hargrave2018-06-12 22:06:212018-06-12 22:06:21Sacrificing My Son Has Made Me Into An Instagram Star!
Sacrificing My Son Has Made Me Into An Instagram Star!
After giving birth to Tucker I was filled with an unbridled,…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/featured-image-template-camp.jpg 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2018-06-01 15:11:252018-06-01 15:11:25Things You Say to a Dead Loved One OR Your Kid When They’re at Sleep Away Camp for the First Time
Things You Say to a Dead Loved One OR Your Kid When They’re at Sleep Away Camp for the First Time
We miss you terribly. Are you making…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/featured-image-template-carn.jpg 330 432 Melissa Pelletier https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Melissa Pelletier2018-05-23 20:44:092018-05-23 20:44:09In the Event One of the Kids Becomes Patient Zero, and Other Job Requirements at a Children’s Entertainment Franchise
In the Event One of the Kids Becomes Patient Zero, and Other Job Requirements at a Children’s Entertainment Franchise
We’ve been the source of quality family entertainment since…
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/featured-image-template-gymclass.jpg 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2018-05-22 19:32:012018-05-22 19:32:019 Things That Are Definitely More Responsible For School Shootings Than Guns
9 Things That Are Definitely More Responsible For School Shootings Than Guns
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says there are too many entrances…
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Profiles of Men Who Have Earned the Title of “Super Dad”
David, 42, is a hedge fund manager and father of two children…
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Sea Monkeys, A Starter Kit for Disappointment
Long before Facebook and Instagram gave the masses the tools…
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Don Jr. Presents: Wonders of the Animal Kingdom
The Monkey Our first animal today, children, is the…
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Scenes From Your Nihilistic Domestic Existence
First Steps SPOUSE: Wait, did the baby just walk? YOU:…
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We Got You This Beautiful Charm Bracelet For Mother’s Day
Mom, we love you so deeply that this Mother’s Day we got you…
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Turning Your Lemonade Stand Into A Solid Money-Maker
Wet Lemonade T-Shirt Contests with several of the neighborhood…
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Why I’m Inviting This Season’s Winner of MasterChef Junior to Read My Eulogy
Okay, first off, huge fan of the show, and please-- please, hold…
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Give Peas a Chance
ENOUGH! Alright, kids. Listen up. I’ve been listening to you…