Unwelcome “I Hardly Know Her” Punchlines From Your Obnoxious Coworker
Piledriver? I hardly know’er!
Texas Hold ‘em Poker? I hardly know’er!
Buster Keaton? I hardly know’er!
Incubator? I hardly know’er!
Sandpaper? I hard’y know’er!
Cheesegrater? I hardly know’er!
Particle accelerator? I hardly know’er!
Pez Dispenser? I hardly know’er!
Everlasting gobstopper? I hardly know’er!
Get to the chopper? I hardly know’er!
Fifty-two-inch blade, seventeen horsepower zero turn lawnmower? I hardly know’er!
Obnoxiously inappropriate coworker? I hardly know’er!
Sexual harassment in the workplace complaint form folder? I hardly know’er!
Your honor, I never knew’er!
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Caleb Coy is a freelance ghost writer living in Virginia. He has been published in journals like The Common, Mystery Tribune, and Hippocampus. He once wrote for Cards Against Humanity. Caleb is the author of the 2015 novel you never heard of, An Authentic Derivative.
